The Slap Part 2 (Patreon)

After Justin's stunning email revelation that he did not remember slapping Conor, we had to get to the bottom of this before everyone muted the word "slap" from their timelines. Justin (who, plot twist, co-wrote the "girls are bad at nintendo" article featured in our 2019 live show)  was happy to sit down to try to piece together 23 year old events, make a few very bold claims, and reminisce about rat sightings. Barring any further developments, this concludes our investigation into the great Columbia Slap of 1999.

Man, October of 1999... The Willenium was just around the corner... *coffee cup shatters in slow motion*

Book 20 will be announced on Friday!