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372 Pages 105 - Modelland Ep 5 - SHOCKING NEWS! (Patreon)

Published:
2021-08-13 17:45:34
Edited:
2024-01-10 15:11:22
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Our longest episode yet - making it, clearly, our best.

A shocking admission from Mike and a HUGE announcement coming up! By coin toss Mike OR Conor will do the next reading SOLO!

Next Assignment: Read through chapter 40! 

Comments

Moviegique

Oh, no...you've figured out YOU don't actually need to read the books, either!

JLG

Or you could both skip it and just make stuff up. It couldn't possibly be any more incoherent than what's actually in the book.

Paco

I think we all know "Grandpa, No!" is the best ep ever and will be hard to top. 'Modelland' has shown all of its cards though, so Mike and Conor, comedic wizards though they be, are reduced to being derivations of themselves from previous 'Modelland' eps. God bless them for trying, though.

DeadReckoning

My wife told me "longer doesn't mean it's better."

Moviegique

À propos of Mike and August's Playboy Joke Book party game, Anna Biller (director of "The Love Witch") made a movie called "Viva" which explored the premise: What if the world of Playboy Cartoons was reality?

Amy Shaw

Does anyone know how to take a selfie while holding up your phone like a lighter and singing along with Conor’s bad ass rendition of Modelland Was Once Her Home? Asking for a friend. Also, I don’t have a lighter.

mikelesq

A standard heads/tails option seems too mundane for 372 pages. They should have to call: Goffic/Prep? Willow/Thorn? Albainian/Seatbelted? Plas/Plaz? Okay, that last one might not work.

Taylor Conner

How about for the next book Mike and Conor switch off reading each week? Or Mike and Conor don’t read it at all but WE all do and then try to explain to them what happened each week? Or nobody reads the book and we all just guess at would we would have read that week? Trying to think of ways to spice things up…

Crystal and Shaun Henderson

Okay, that improvised bedtime story scene was some of your best work!! Bravo, sirs....bravo

Van Garnett

When watching the RiffTrax take on Kingdom of Spiders (the William Shatner vehicle) there's a scene where the streets are filled with tarantulas and people are running over them with cars. It's obvious it's actual tarantulas and as it turns out that movie paid $5 per tarantula to anyone who would bring them. It changed the environment because so many tarantulas from hundreds of miles away were no longer in their natural environment. It was also so horrible that new laws were written to protect even insects during making a movie.. Anyway, it made me think of the tarantula hawk and the process it does that Mike describes. I thought, man, that's so messed up. I went on Twitter and asked an entomologist if the spider feels the hellish nightmare that we as humans would. He told me that, as far as anyone can tell, insects do not feel pain as we understand it. It's more like "damage = escape". So, no, it's not as bad for the spider as one might think. That being said, how bad must a process be to make you feel bad for a spider!?

Shaxbert

Got a SoundCloud link for that Modelland Is Not Your Home track? Bonafide bop of the summer

Taylor Conner
>>65922451

I was going to ask this too! I need to be able to listen to it any time!

John Griffin
>>65922451

Or an mp3 download? It’s a “banger,” as the kids say nowadays.

Jackal651
>>65922451

Looking forward to the Behind the Music documentary featuring the hottest band of 2021: Conor and the Pocket Operators!

Mandie Cornelius

This is one of my favorite 372 pages episodes ever. Well done, everyone. Including Bridget with the bacon delivery.

James GO
>>65815814

My only complaint about it is that I shouldn't be giggling this hard at work while making powerpoint presentations. I'm getting weird looks from other desks...

James GO
>>65709483

I'm sorry but "Off to a bad start, daddy..." has made me laugh every one of the dozen or so times I've gone back to listen to the bed time story readying. I think rather than derivative, it's refined.

Josh Flowers

If you liked Conor’s song it please take a look at the music video I made for it https://youtu.be/AnFtJwZxo3o

Paco
>>65709483

On second thought, you are correct. That was hysterical.