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Published:
2021-03-11 17:53:33
Edited:
2024-01-12 18:18:30
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Some hints at what it's probably not: if you can guess them without looking them up then please take some money out of petty cash and get yourself a steak.

  • "bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-nuk!"
  • "Treachery and violence are spears pointed at both ends; they wound those who resort to them worse than their enemies.” "
  • "Scenes of blood and cruelty are shocking to our ear and heart. What man has nerve to do, man has not nerve to hear.”
  • "Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.”

Comments

Mike Nusbaum

I honestly have the ultimate suggestion. I'm sure I'll be dismissed. You have to start with "Down the Badger Hole" which is a study of R. L. Fanthorpe's writing. Then you'll understand the explosion of pulp writers that drove Fanthorpe (possibly the most published author of all time, no joke" and also L. Ron Hubbard, who was only second to Fanthorpe in output of garbage writing. Unlike Hubbard Fanthorpe didn't try to start his own religion. If you were to read the novel "Dark Continuum" by Fanthorpe (or one of his many, many pseudonyms, of which he had MANY) you'll come across a well known passage of tooth brushing. You see Fanthorpe wrote a book about every 12 days, through dictating. He had to pad his books with crazy amounts of laughable moments and then would wrap them up in the last 2-3 pages with another crazy point. You need to at least give ANY Fanthorpe book a try to see if it will fit for your show.

Mike Nusbaum

I messed up a bunch of punctuation up there, I'm sorry. I should add that after I read and collected a bunch of his out of print paperbacks I wrote him a letter. I asked for an autograph and he sent me back a signed photo of himself on a motorcycle. It was then that I realized he had become an ordained minister and was also hosting a paranormal show on British TV. It sounds insane only because he lived (and still lives) an insane life. You really need to look into Fanthorpe for at least one book, but do your research, because like I said he is generally credited as the most published author of all time, no joke.