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Ready Player Two? Let me ask that again; Ready Player Two?! I don't think you are!! 

But Conor and Mike are ready. Having only an evening to read the first few chapters, here are some questions addressed:

  • Did you have "faint numbness" with your previous rig? Solved!
  • Could you feel "tiny craters of pulp" beneath your fingers when you crushed an apple with previous rigs? Solved!
  • Were all your previous efforts in the Oasis "senseless pantomimes"? Yes, of course they were, you Sharter!

NEXT ASSIGNMENT: Read through chapter four.

Comments

Michael Nelson

My god, this novel is bad. I thought I was ready after surviving RP1 and Armada, but this is so much worse. It is causing me physical pain to read. I hope you cover how Wade is a complete sociopath.

Mike Nusbaum

I posted a awful drunken screed on your Discord and for that I'm sorry. I was just so full of hate after listening to the audiobook through chapter four that I couldn't help myself. I've continued to listen to it and it's honestly the least self-aware thing I've ever "read" or listened to in my life. Wade Watts is a horrible human being. Because so much of the book is inner monologue it will be a bit of work to try to translate to a sequel. Making Wade even likeable will require a massive rewrite of the plot. I think Ernest Cline is trying to write something that's far beyond his ability. It's like he wants to paint a conflicted good soul trying to do the right thing and then always follows it up by making Wade even creepier or cringe worthy. This novel is a f'ing train wreck. I can't sympathize with this terrible person and I hope he burns in hell. Stephen Spielberg is just shaking his head and walking away from this steaming shit pile of a sequel.