Episode 85 - Throbbing Wetly (Patreon)

Twilight but as told from the vampire's point of view, continues to be a collection of words strung together in mostly coherent fashion, with occasional digressions to count thousands of insects. There you go, Little Brown, you can use that as a quote on the cover of the paperback.

We hit the halfway mark during this episode and Mike and Conor found much to discuss. The role of Gordon Bombay in the Twilight-verse, the logic of taking the world's biggest klutz hiking, and Mike Newton's quest for the good leads are all addressed. Plus a visit to the dark web and Mike (Nelson, not Newton)'s attempt to convince Conor that Real or Fanfic is actually much harder than it looks.

For next time read thru Chapter 20! We'll post the Midnight Sun meme contest soon, so get ready!