My Immortal Ep. 3 - ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!11” We shooted. (Patreon)

Mike and Conor try to make sense of this madness. They come up empty.

Still, there are highlights: Conor does a sonic challenge sexily. Mike manages not to follow a single plot point. The Dumb Sentences of the Week burst forth like milk and honey from the promised land. (Dumb despite the great work from Raven and Medusa!)

PLUS This ep compares our author's work to:

• James Joyce
• The Bible
• The Tempest
• David Foster Wallace
• Gone with the Wind
• Anthony Wiener

CONTENT WARNING: This fanfic contains descriptions of self-harm as well as very salty language and adult situations. We pass over them lightly as always but forewarned is forearmed.