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A shocking Very Special Episode! A first in the history of the podcast, possibly a first for any podcast!

The smelly, repugnant, filth-caked, farm-animal-of-a-girl Elora is discussed at length which leads to not one BUT two shocking bathroom tales from Mike and Conor! (Can you get that from Conan's podcast, I think not?!)

All the departments are here, and it's just possible that Mike is hitting his stride in Real or Fanfic.

Plus: We discuss the appearance in Shadow Moon of a literal "hell of a rig".

EDIT: Neglected to give the reading assignment which is... wait for it... brace yourselves... yep... FINISH THE BOOK. (We know you're not going to do that so sorry for the fake drama.)

Comments

Mike Truman

I listen to Fanfic or Real for the comedy. More cream pies, please!

Matt Nelson

Well, as a man who occasionally has a very juvenile sense of humor, I was utterly delighted by the horrible poop stories in the first half of the podcast (and was reminded of one of my own, which I will definitely share if encouraged.)

Matt Nelson

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's secretly twelve inside. So, I work at a grocery store doing pricing when I'm not drawing. I was hanging tags in our beer cooler one morning when I took a step to the left and heard a sound that I can only describe as... Sticky. Looking down, I discovered that my foot was planned firmly in the biggest, gnarliest growler I'd ever seen in my life. Not only that, but it appeared to be produced by someone who lived on a diet of Cheetos and carrots, because it was BRIGHT orange. I hopped out of our beer cooler on one foot, delivering the unfortunate news to the maintenance guy who'd have to clean it up (while I rinsed my shoe.) I thought our overnight freight lead was going to have a stroke from laughing.

RotoLando

Wait....someone pooped INSIDE the beer cooler? How does that....why did he...WHAT?