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Wait? We're Giving Them AWAY?! (Patreon)

Published:
2019-07-02 01:09:35
Imported:
2023-08

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See Conor's post below to enter the drawing to get our books... I guess... -- mjn

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Michael Thompson

The two tomatoes on the vine is a beautiful metaphor for Maxim and Alissia fucking.

Heather

Tomatoes were called Love Apples by the French, who believed they were aphrodisiacs. But we all know that's garbage: fish and banoffee pies are the real panty-droppers.

Heather
>>24355296

I'm shocked, SHOCKED that neither of them tried to make Tave Kosi. Or ordered a nearby sack, I mean, woman to make it for them. I mean, doesn't the phrase 'soured milk casserole' just make your mouth water?

Daniel Laird
>>24355296

What the hell happened to just having a glass of wine? That always seemed to work, not this weird prune mash and cooked yogurt. IS that a millennial thing?