Spit take-Worthy (Patreon)

I'm doing my reading and notes on the 2nd half of "The Eye of Argon" which OF COURSE means that I will read select passages to my wife, which she endures with a slight sigh. And yet... one of the sections I read last night did cause an actual spit take. 

Truly, naturally occurring spit take; spit takes are always great but the real ones are best of all.