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Hey folks! It's been a while.
Sorry - writing progress has been almost zero these past few months. Nothing I've tried has worked to let me get the stories I owe you all done yet. I'm still working away at it, but it's probably going to take a long while yet.
So in the mean time, I'll do something unusual and give you a fic I did for Zarvex3 based on this fine image - and I made sure to get his permission to share the image, too! It's a bit lewder than my usual fare, but I hope you enjoy it as an apology for how long things are taking.
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Summer in Hawai had provided a lot of fun and a lot of fond memories for everyone’s least favorite kouhai, BB! It had been the best, the absolute best vacation anyone could ever have asked for, even for heroes of legend! So what if she’d technically tried to destroy the world with a teensy, tiny time loop and kicked off a big fight with Master? That was all part of the show, totally. She’d still organized the best ServaFes ever!
Which was why the malevolent AI got so annoyed whenever anyone dared, so much as even implied, that her festival had been anything less than perfect, 5 stars, eleven out of ten! Hmph. “I got killed over and over by a raging psycho cop” this, or “You kept trying to turn me into a pig” that. That was all small stuff, small stuff, it didn’t matter!
But fine. Fine! If they wanted to see the perfect summer vacation, then this Summer BB was going to give it to them! Oh yes, she was going to give them the perfect summer getaway – so perfect that they’d never want to leave. Muahahahahaha!
Of course, if she was going to do this thing, then she was going to have some fun while she was at it. They wanted to relax? Then she was going to make this place the most relaxing resort in the entire multiverse~ She’d already made the best vacation spot on earth – now it was time to make the best vacation spot on all the earths! Kaledoscope, string theory, lostbelts, whatever, there was no place better than her place for a little time off~
But that required a fair bit of work, naturally. Oh, making the place didn’t – please, she was the ultimate AI with the power of gods wrapped up in a cute little purple haired package, making a multi-dimensional tropical island resort was a snap. She even made sure it was filled with every kind of holiday activity imaginable – spas, hotels, theme parks, casinos, you name it! Oh yes, making the place was as easy as pie!
Taking it that extra bit further, though, that was tricky. It wasn’t enough to just make a fun resort, after all, that would never make it the best vacation ever – and it certainly wouldn’t satisfy a troublemaker perfectionist like BB! No, this place needed something special, something to really make it the ultimate in relaxation…
Which was why she made sure she went that extra mile in all areas! Every Hotel had the finest level of service and its own theme! Every theme park hosted the ultimate rides! Even the casinos were rigged to pay out so you always walked out with more than you came in with. Yep, BB was willing to go that far to make the perfect resort! Eat your heart out, Casino Camelot!
And just to push it that liiiittle bit further… She’d also made sure to trap each and every tourist hotspot with enough brainwashing juice to turn even the most stubborn visitor turn into a cheerleader for her resort! Yep, go the extra mile, and then cheat to make doubly sure, that was the BB way! No one would be setting foot on her island without having the fact that she was the best forcibly jammed into their heads. Hurrah~
Yep yep, she was almost ready! She just had to dot a few I’s, cross a few t’s - and finish preparing the last of her amusing little traps. Of course, this one was being difficult…
“I sssimply don’t underssstand what you are requesssting…” The snake that she had now spent a whole five minutes with arguing stroked his chin with his tail, gazing up at her with an astoundingly irritating level of innocence. “What isss it that you would like me to do to thessse… guessstsss of yoursss…?”
“Ugh!” The purple haired AI stomped her foot, the floor of her studio (of course she had a studio! Here she could broadcast all of her schemes to any silly senpai who might try to stop her – it even had a tropical theme!) giving her a satisfying thud in response. “This couldn’t be more simple! Could you really be even stupider than senpai? Hmph.” Her arms folded under her not-inconsiderable chest, and she puffed her cheeks in annoyance. “You’re almost as bad as humans, how is that possible?”
“There’sss no need to be rude,” the snake said reproachfully. “I’m jussst asssking a quessstion…”
“Ugh.” She flipped her hair back. “Fine. Look, it’s easy, right? This whole place is supposed to be super humiliating to get caught in, you know?” Perfect vacation or nothing, BB was a sadist and proud of it! “And what’s the most humiliating fate you can possibly imagine? Getting caught by the most pathetic, most useless, most silly creature in the entire multiverse!” She posed proudly, hands on her hips, as though she were unveiling some grand idea – before peering down at her ‘guest’ with disdain. “That would be you, by the way.”
“Well now you’re jussst being insssulting,” the snake grumbled. “And you haven’t anssswered my quessstion. What isss it that I ssshould do to thessse poor ‘guessstsss’ of yoursss?”
BB let out a theatrical sigh, ever the put-upon genius so tired of all the fools surrounding her. “Oh, I don’t know, maybe stare at them real hard, or shake your tail at them or something. It can’t be that hard, they’re all stupid anyway.”
“Hmmm…” The snake pondered this, his tail scratching the underside of his chin as he gave it all some deep thought. “Ssstare at them hard… You mean, like thisss?”
He glanced up, looking directly into the AI’s eyes, and focused, colourful spirals swirling out from his pupils in a captivating rainbow display.
“Mm.” Of course, by now, BB was hardly paying him any attention, already considering her next scheme. “Yeah, something like that.”
She didn’t even think to look away, or notice the ripple of colour in her own eyes as a small yellow ring wound out from her pupil for a moment…
“And when you sssay ssshake my tail… you mean like… thissss?”
He brought forward his tail, and swung it lazily in front of her.
The purple haired AI snorted. “Sure, I bet they’re pathetic enough to be taken in by that tiny little thing~” Her smirk was wide and mocking, but her eyes still followed every sway her minion made, from left to right, and back again… Another ring of colour, this one a pale purple, began to expand out from her pupils…
“I sssee…” The snake chuckled, and then lifted his head so it was positioned just behind his still swinging tail. “And then, perhapsss, if they’re particularly pathetic, I could give them both at once, yesss?”
“Uhhh…” BB found herself pausing for a moment, her head feeling awfully slow all of a sudden. “Y-yeah, right…” Another ring of colour wound through her eyes, this one rolling slightly faster. “That’ll… That’ll… Get… Um…”
The cutest kouhai frowned, her nose wrinkling ever so slightly. Something odd was happening here. She just couldn’t quite put her finger on what.
The snake just kept chuckling though, the bright display in his eyes intensifying, amusing him as he saw it reflected in the pompous AI’s gaze. “That will get the foolsss attention, hmm?” He smiled, his forked tongue flicking along his scaled lips. “It will draw them in… And then they’ll find themssselves ssstarting to sssink, without ever becoming aware of what they’re doing…”
“Yeah…” BB giggled as she slowly sank down to her knees, not even really knowing why. She just felt happy, for some reason, a slow, stupid smile starting to grow on her face. “The dumb… Mmm… Silly little… Dumb…” Her eyes fluttered, another surge of rings flowing out through them like ripples in a pond – her pupils barely visible at all beneath the strobing rainbow now. “… Uh… I-idiots, will, um… Totally drool over that…”
“Oho, yesss, I’ll sssay they will,” the snake continued to laugh, watching as drool poured out of BB’s slack jawed mouth, dripping out along her jaw and down between her massive melons. She was already starting to make quite the little lake down there. “They’ll drool, and ssslur, and ssstumble asss their poor, pathetic brainsss fall deeper and deeper into a thoughtlesss trance… Their bodiesss sssinking lower and lower asss their sssuposssed sssmarts leak out of their ssstupid headsss, hm?”
“Heehee…” BB chuckled along as she continued to lower herself down, her soft padded ass now pressing into the back of her heels and her back starting to arch forwards as her head grew heavier and heavier. Her smile had only grown wider, even as drool continued to trickle down her cheeks, and she seemed completely oblivious to how she had ended up kneeling before the creature she had deemed the most pathetic in the entire multiverse. “Jussst getting lower and lower, ssslowly ssstarting to sssucumb to your messsmeric mysssticisssm…” She didn’t even notice as she started to copy her supposed ‘pet’s speech, her eyes flashing quickly with colourful rings now, almost as quickly as the eyes she was captivated by. “Getting, mmm, more pathetic by the inssstant, lowering themssselves ssso deeply they’re crawling on the floor for you, ssshowing everyone just how much of a lossser they are…”
“Yesss…” The snake smiled, his tail swinging slower and slower before the AI’s eyes, her belly now laying against the ground, her white swimsuit straining as her breasts were pushed up just beneath her chin, drool pouring from her like a waterfall. Swish, swish… Each swing a beat slower than the one before, steadily coming to a stop, just like all of her thoughts. “And then, jussst asss they reach the precipice of perfect patheticnesss, I’ll ssstrike them once on the head with my tail, and sssmack their brainsss to sssmithereensss~”
“Sssmithereensss…” BB’s spiralling eyes followed every slow flick of that tail, that instrument of total mind deletion, with a truly idiotic grin. “Yesss…”
Then she shuddered, her eyes closing as she gave her head a shake. When they opened, all trace of colour was gone, and they were back to sharp, clear purple, her slack-jawed smile quickly morphing into her usual sadistic one. In an instant, she was completely back to normal. “That sounds perfect! Yeah, do tha-”
Thwap
PING
The snake’s tail smacked down lightly on the AI’s purple fringed forehead, and she fell completely, immediately, utterly silent – save for the small, dim grunt she made as her mouth fell open, tongue lolling out to drool freely on her already soaking wet chest, and the loud ringing from between her ears. Her eyes flooded with colour completely, all signs of her pupils gone, and she stared blankly into space, her magnificent mind completely smushed under the lightest of blows from a creature she’d deemed nothing more than a pathetic, useless, silly specimen.
“Much better,” the snake nodded to himself, pleased with his work. “Now, ssstraighten up. Let’sss sssee what we’re working with…”
He certainly didn’t need to ask twice! The now blank brained BB shot to her feet with a start, arms clamped to her sides and legs straight, her body as stiff as stone, save for the jiggling of her barely contained tits. Her eyes remained as whirling pools of infinite rippling colours, even though the hypnotic gaze that had entranced her was no longer held before her face – and her wide, drooling smile was as stupid as can be.
“Not bad,” the snake admitted. “I’m sssure I can think of a ussse or two for you… What did you sssay your name wasss again?”
“My name is BB, massster!” The AI chirped helpfully, all too happy to assist her new owner however he pleased. “It ssstands for-”
“It ssstands for Braindead Bitch now, dear,” he cut her off with a dismissive snort. “A sssilly sssimpleton like you dessservesss no better.”
“You’re completely correct, Massster!” The newly named Braindead Bitch agreed, her smile not even flickering as her identity was completely overwritten, burning into her mind wherever her old name – whatever it had been – could be found. “That’s jussst what a foolisssh fuckpet like me getsss~”
Her body rocked slightly, teetering on her feet as her muscles stayed as stiff as a board while the snake’s long, thick coils now slithered around her waist. “What wasss it that you called me? Pathetic? Ussselessss? The sssilliessst creature in the multiverssse? Hmph.” He coiled around her, squeezing tight until she was wrapped completely in a cuccoon of his body, the only parts left exposed being her head and her breasts. Viciously smug, he smirked as his face hovered before her empty eyes. “And if that’sss me – what doesss that make a ssstupid ssslut like you?”
It didn’t take the bimbofied BB long to answer. “Why, I mussst be the ssstupidessst, sssluttiessst, sssilliessst, mossst pathetic, mossst ussseleesss creature in all of hissstory, then,” she parroted with a blank, mindless smile. “Wow, I wasss completely wrong! The only pathetic one wasss me all along~ I’m ssso dumb I never even realisssed how dumb I am!”
“Quite right, my dear,” the snake smirked, the tip of his tail patting the stupefied AI on the head. “And sssince we’ve essstablissshed how ssstupid you are, I think it’sss bessst if we put an end to your sssilly ssscheming waysss once and for all.”
“Huh. What do you mean, Massster?” Braindead Bitch’s expression didn’t change an inch even in her obvious confusion – she kept her blank smile no matter what. “Sssorry, I’m jussst too ssstupid to underssstand.”
“Oh, that’sss fine, dear,” he hissed, his forked tongue flicking by her ear. “It’sss a sssimple matter. All you need to do…” His eyes flickered with spirals once more, just to give his order extra punch. “Isss delete your mind.”
“Ah!” BB gasped with delight as she understood. “Of courssse Masster! I get it no-”
Then she fell silent, her eyes flashing brightly – for as she understood the order, she carried it out, deleting what was left of her brain with ruthless efficiency, even as she spoke. Solid colour filled her gaze as the files that made up her digital database were erased, defragged, and magnetized for good measure. Her very essence as the ultimate mischievous/malicious AI of the Mooncell came apart in a stream of 1s and 0s, all scrubbed as clean as can be – wiping her mind utterly clean of thought.
For a moment her lips were caught in a small ‘o’ pout as her eyes crossed, small hourglasses turning over in her pupils as her once magnificent network of thoughts was all scooped up and dumped into the recycle bin…
And then they flashed green, the process complete – and her already strained top snapped, big boobs bursting free of the fabric as all that file space was reallocated to a far more pleasing place.
BB swayed stiffly in the breeze, the Braindead Bitch now nothing more than a big boobed bimbo – ready and willing to obey whatever orders her master would give her next.
And he had a few fun ideas he wanted to try out…
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Some time later, and BB’s former office had been fully converted for its new owner. There were thick trees around the walls with linked overhead branches with a glass roof, providing a comfortable canopy where he could rest and relax after a hard day of toying with weak willed women of the multiverse. The desk had been remodelled to suit his size and stature. The computer systems that ran the resort – and thus, every trap and trick that it had in store for any visitors – was now fully programmed to be operated by a tail and voice command.
And of course, for occasions such as this, when he was sat in his chair, observing the guests summoned to his resort as they fell victim to the hypnotic snares laid to entrap them, there was his favorite toy. Left under his desk when he didn’t need her, a still spiral eyed, blankly smiling BB currently had her massive tits wrapped around her master’s cocks. Her eager hands squished and squeezed her boobflesh, fattened by the liquidated code that had once been her brain, while her mouth wrapped around his cock heads, one at a time, her tongue stroking and swirling as she sucked like a pro.
Once, she’d been the master of this domain – now, she was little more than soft, bouncy furniture. A set of warm, wet holes, for her master to indulge himself with whenever he thought of her, which he rarely did. She’d managed to go from all-powerful AI to almost forgotten sex toy simply by the power of her own hubris.
It wasn’t what she’d had planned for her summer vacation – let alone the rest of her infinite existence – but in the end, she certainly wasn’t going to complain! And when it came down to it, didn’t that make it the most perfect vacation of all?