Project Viper: Bim-Nin (Sheena bimbo fic) (Patreon)

Also this week, a commission - I was asked to write an unusual fic set in my Project Viper universe, an after action report of a mission gone wrong, specifically using dialogue and discussing what had happened to everyone's favorite Symphonia ninja when plans went awry. This was a lot of fun to write - I love doing dialogue! It's a bit more humerous than my usual fare, but I hope folks enjoy it!

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(Contains bimbofication)

Operation Log 106693

Time Period: The end of the Twin-world age

Target(s): Obstacles to reunification

Team: MOUNTAIN AIR

Operative: Agent Styler

Record: After Action Report

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“Recording now live. Present are Director Skye and Agent Styler. Debrief commencing. So, Agent, I understand this was a rough one? Well, let’s start at the beginning. In your own words, what was your mission this time out?”

“Y-yeah, Director, you could say that… Alright, so, the situation on that world is-“

“That world?”

“Yeah, uh- Let’s go with Sylvarant for now. It’s complicated, I was gunna say. They’ve really managed to tangle themselves up in a mess over there.”

“They?”

“Uh, yeah. Well. Sort of. It’s… There’s a lot of moving pieces. The main problem seems to be a corrupt church, but then there’s the space travellers and the resistance groups and… Like I said, it’s a mess. Very tenuous. Very intricate. Poke it in the wrong place and the whole system could come tumbling down – in a bad way. That whole system is on life support. Very delicate.”

“And despite this-“

“Uh, w-well, I-“

“I have a list of your communiques sent to your overseer here…”

“I did, ah- I mean I required quite a lot of support to…”

“It’s the titles I find interesting. Here’s one – ‘Oh fuck, oh fuck, I’ve really fucked this up’…”

“… That… was…”

“Another – ‘She’s insatiable, help me cool her off’, that sounds like it has an interesting story behind it.”

“I- Well, yeah, I… It wouldn’t normally be an issue, of course, but…”

“And my personal favorite – ‘She fucked the Pope – She fucked the fucking Pope’.”

“Yeah… Twice…”

“I don’t think I’m going to be too far off base if I assume this all has something to do with your standard way of nullifying threats. What is it that they call it in the lab – bimbofication?”

“Urgh… Okay, on this occasion… maybe. Maybe a little.”

“Do I need to continue reading the list, Agent?”

“No! No, that will be fine, Director. Okay, yes, it caused issues here. But I will contend that the real problem was lack of current data. The situation changed unexpectedly and suddenly, and by the time I was alerted to the change I’d already put our original plan into action.”

“Noted. Alright, I apologize for my interruption. Continue.”

“R-right. Well, ah, as I was saying – the whole system is very delicately balanced on the verge of complete collapse. So, obviously, fixing that is our biggest priority. If anything goes wrong there we’re looking at a mass extinction and a level 5 synchronicity event. Stabilizing things has to be our first priority.”

“Agreed. I believe that was even in the official brief you were handed before your mission began. We all understand the importance of your mission.”

“Y-yeah, that… Well, obviously, we knew that once we started there’d be no going back. Sometimes we can screw up a bit and just sort of start over in a new timeline, but that wasn’t an option this time given how bad things could get and how quickly – their effects would still resonate and… Well, you get it.”

“I wrote the book on it, Agent. So yes – you had one shot at this. What did you do with it?”

“Yeah. One shot. So, we, ah, we analysed the situation, the timeline, all that, and found the point with the most potential for change. There was a, a ritual. Some Chosen girl going around lighting up a bunch of magical lamps or something, I don’t remember too well. It was a big setup by the church, all basically just maintenance of their split world system. But they were a quirky group, and we predicted that if they actually cottoned on to the truth of what was happening, they might be the key we needed to resolving things relatively peacefully.”

“I see. Standard heroic setup.”

“Exactly. Just what we needed. Just what that world needed.”

“It does tend to go that way… So I take it that you managed the insert without major incident, at the very least.”

“Yeah. The portal trip was easy. Getting myself set up wasn’t hard – my disguise held up, and I soon had myself established as a travelling merchant. Given Sylvarant’s level of development it was easy to blend in. And once I was in place, I was well positioned to help our new heroes out. It seemed like a sure bet that I’d be able to pave the way for them without ever being noticed.”

“Alright. So far so good. But we both know it didn’t go that smoothly. What happened, Agent?”

“Ahh… well. Right, how to…”

“Out with it, Agent.”

“Yessir. Okay, so, there was an assassin. Not that rare, considering – there were a lot of forces supposedly trying to stop the Chosen from completing her task. We didn’t think there was anything special about her.”

“But there was, I take it?”

“Oh yeah. Turns out she was sent by the other side – the other world. Tethe’alla. Which made her pretty special. It also turned out that she was one of the few people on either world capable of forming summoning contracts with the world’s elementals, which… proved to be very important, further down the line.”

“I see. An important figure then. A shame she was on the wrong side.”

“…”

“Agent?”

“Yeah. Uh. That. That was… That was really where the problems started…”

“How do you mean?”

“Well, I mean… It’s understandable, right? She was an assassin – she’d proven very determined to kill our heroes, so we took steps to neutralise the threat she represented – that’s how we operate, it’s how we get things done.”

“Agent, stop trying to justify yourself and explain.”

“… Right. Sorry, sir. Well, the assassin – Sheena Fujibayashi – tried to kill the Chosen twice – that would be Colette Brunel, for the record. And we knew she wasn’t going to stop trying. She’d given the group a tough fight both times. We didn’t want to risk a third. So we went after her.”

“Went after her how?”

“It was pretty easy, with our resources. As I said, my cover was as a travelling merchant, so I set up in a town I knew she’d be passing through and waited. It didn’t take long – she was there the next afternoon, buying supplies. Luckily for her I happened to have a supply of paper charms – something she desperately needed, since they weren’t nearly as common on Sylvarant as they were on Tethe’alla. She bought my entire stock.”

“And she never suspected your intentions?”

“What can I say, I’m a good actor. I made sure the first few she’d use were perfect, just to make sure she’d lower her guard – and then the fifth one down had been specially treated to… make sure that whoever used it wasn’t going to be a problem anymore.”

“Via your ‘standard’ method, as we discussed earlier, yes?”

“Well, yes. The scroll stores a powerful bimbofication spell. Works by direct touch. Activate it without being ready and it’ll hit past any defence. Drops your IQ through the floor, libido through the roof, and adjusts your body to match. Standard stuff for threat nullification.”

“From your team, at least.”

“Hey, at least I don’t turn them into literal sex dolls.”

“Very debatable, Agent. But no matter. All we care about are results. So why were the results less than ideal here?”

“… The situation changed.”

“The situation changed?”

“Y-yeah…”

“Changed how, Agent?”

“Well… turns out she wasn’t that much of a bad guy. She, uh. She ended up joining the heroes’ team.”

“Ah.”

“Yeah.”

“Not ideal. And I take it by then it was too late? Your trap had already activated? Was that perhaps the cause of her change of perspective?”

“Oh, I wish. No, the trap hadn’t gone off yet. The town where I sold it to her was attacked, and she joined up with the heroes in order to strike back at the army that invaded – the Desians. After that she gave up her cause and decided to work with them.”

“I see. Any idea why?”

“I’m not sure. I suspect we misjudged her villain index score – as I said, there was a distinct lack of current data. At any rate, well, she proved to be pretty heroic. Uh. For a bit.”

“For a bit.”

“Yeah. So, well, I mean, as soon as we learned what was going on we tried to intervene. I infiltrated the Inn – which was difficult, you’ve no idea, that big mercenary of theirs was sharp – and tried to retrieve the cursed talisman before it went off, but… Well, apparently she’d decided to prepare her supplies early that night. I saw the flash of light under the door just as I reached her room – no mistaking that shade of pink – and then when I opened it… Well, there she was. Big tits, small wits.”

“What a lovely description.”

“Sorry Sir.”

“So what happened?”

“Right. By some miracle no one else noticed the magic going off – we can thank R&D’s concealed casting work there, I think – so at first I thought I could smuggle her out. I wasn’t sure if we could fix her – as you know, we don’t really design these transformations to be reversed – but, well, it seemed like a better option than just leaving her there. Unfortunately… Well, she was a ditz now, but she was still a ninja. She saw right through my stealth field and pounced on my instantly.”

“She attacked you?”

“Uh. In… a manner of speaking?”

“What do you- Oh.”

“Yeah, ah… She’d just been bimbo bombed – she probably would have done anyone she found at the door. It was just luck that it was me – if it hadn’t been, it might have been one of her new party. As it was, she grabbed me, dragged me over to the bed, and, well, started trying to seduce me, in her empty-headed way.”

“And you…”

“…”

“… Agent.”

“Well, she was clearly desperate. If I said no, she would have found someone else, and the last thing we needed was her trying to seduce the Chosen and her entourage. And, you know, like I said, there wasn’t any undoing this. No point in crying over spilt milk, right? So, I decided to, ah, indulge her. At least until I could come up with a better plan.”

“Mmm. And I’m sure that was your only motive.”

“It seemed like the best idea at the time, sir!”

“Sure. So how did that turn out?”

“Well, she was-“

“I mean for the mission, Agent.”

“Ah. Yeah, not… not great. By the time Sheena was satisfied the rest of the party was knocking at the door, and they were getting pretty insistent. I figured I had about a minute before they kicked the door down.”

“Wonderful. So what did you do?”

“Uh. I ran through my options and decided that since secrecy is one of our top priorities, it was time to leave – with her, if possible. I figured we could go out the window – the party might be confused but they hadn’t had Sheena with them long. They’d probably figure she just bolted after helping them and that would be that.”

“I see.”

“Unfortunately, uh… Well, it turns out Sheena’s kind of a clutz. And I mean, that was before she took a bimbo bomb to the face. It’s either that or she was the unluckiest woman I’d ever seen. So then once she got ditzified she was worse than ever. She tripped or something while trying to pull on a top that fit – which she hadn’t quite worked out the problem with yet – and somehow she unlocked the door as she landed against it. So then she was out in the hall smothering Lloyd with her barely covered tits, and sneaking her off was… Well, not out the window. Sadly, not out the window.”

“Lloyd?”

“Oh, yeah, one of the party. I’m sure he appreciated the view.”

“Oh, so am I. So, your cover was blown? This is a serious problem, Agent Styler.”

“Ah, no, not… not quite blown. It was close though. I had to talk fast. I managed to convince them that I was Sheena’s boyfriend, which went over pretty well. They were a little surprised she hadn’t mentioned me, but…”

“Her boyfriend? Really, Agent? That’s a bit of a big roll for a stealth operation, isn’t it?”

“Ah, well, I originally meant for it to be a one-night stand, but, uh. Sheena kept talking. I didn’t have a way to shut her up with everyone else there. And apparently she remembered me from when I sold her the talismans. Couldn’t remember the names of her parents anymore, but she remembered me. So I had to spin a bit of a yarn about us becoming a couple. They bought it – and more importantly, she bought it – so… Well, I got past the worst of it.”

“Didn’t they realise she’d dropped about 50 IQ points?”

“Not really. She’d only just joined the group, and apparently their experiences with her before that point had… well, let’s just say the new Sheena fit with their image of the old one. They were a bit surprised by it for a while, but eventually they just thought it was normal.”

“You sound quite sure of that. How do you know they didn’t notice?”

“Oh, I’m certain – I had a first hand look after they dragged me along with them.”

“What?”

“Yeah, uh. Turns out Sheena’s a clingy kind of bimbo. As soon as the idea that I was her boyfriend got into her head she refused to let go. And, uh. She refused to not keep helping the heroes, either. So, ah… I ended up getting dragged across the entirety of Sylvarant and Tethe’alla, keeping an eye on things and trying to keep the monster I’d created from utterly wrecking every situation.”

“I see. That’s a pretty big violation of VIPER Protocol, Agent.”

“I didn’t have a choice, Sir. At that point the situation was completely FUBAR, and we weren’t going to get a second chance. Having access to the heroes from a position like that was a critical advantage during a dangerous period. And, yeah, I mean, it turned out they needed Sheena – her abilities were critical to resolving the situation. Which meant she needed me present to keep her, ah, safe and satisfied – and to point out the things she was a bit too stupid to realise on her own now. She was still a capable ninja, miraculously – just a bimbo on top of that. It wasn’t an ideal situation, but it was the best of a bad hand, sir.”

“Hmm. That’s not an argument I hear often. I’ll give it due consideration during your review. But very well – how did turning Miss Sheena Fujibayashi into a bimbo affect the journey?”

“Well, she gave away the fact that there was another world pretty much immediately. And she never stopped trying to sleep with the rest of the party.”

“Didn’t she think you were her boyfriend?”

“Yyyeaah, but she didn’t care about being exclusive, if you get what I mean. She tried to seduce damn near everyone we met. Succeeded more often than I’d like to admit, hence some of my more… panicked communiques. And, of course, I really don’t think her contracts with the summon spirits of that world would have involved, uh, what they ended up involving without the bimbofication. I’ll spare you the details there.”

“Yes, much appreciated. Alright… Then I suppose the only thing left to ask is how did everything work out? Did you manage to thread the needle?”

“Just about. I don’t think things worked out perfectly, but our base calculations held – they managed to tear down the corrupt church and restore both worlds into one. Peace and prosperity were restored. The chosen and Lloyd got together, the heroes all celebrated…”

“And Sheena?”

“… Well I couldn’t just leave her on her own…”

“You brought her back with you?!”

“That is the standard practice for bimbofied villains, isn’t it?”

“Styler…”

“I mean, okay, yeah she wasn’t quite as villainous as we thought, but it’s still the best place for her. If there’s any chance of a cure, it’ll be found here. And until it is found – if it’s found – well, she needs a place to keep her safe and meet her needs. I figure she’ll be happy in the harem.”

“…”

“With your permission I mean, Sir…”

“… Mmm. Given her current state, I suppose you’re correct. But only until a cure is found. And when it is, she’s to have her memories erased, and be returned to the point in the timeline just before she found your little surprise. With any luck we’ll be able to secure a more stable timeline without so much blatant interference from our ranks. Try not to look too smug about it.”

“Of course S-"

Bamf

"Hey Baby! Like, I've been lookin' all over for you! Mmm, it's been super ages since we had fun, I was so worried! And now, I'm like, suuuper wet, so..."

"What the..."

"Ah, h-hey, Sheena, babe... Sorry Sir, I did say she was still capable."

"Teehee~"

“Right... I suppose that covers things as far as the after action report goes. Is there anything you’d like to add, Agent Styler?”

“… How very, very sorry I am that things went so tits up?”

"Oh, you wanna see my titties? Silly, you totally just had to ask!"

“I’ll take that as a no. Alright, concluding the record here. This is Director Skye, with Agent Styler and... Asset Fujibayashi, signing off.”