倒米老左 (Patreon)
Published:
2021-02-11 01:09:55
Edited:
2021-02-11 01:10:23
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2021-07
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每年農曆新年係我最忙嘅日子,清潔、佈置、買年花、買過年食品等等等等,但係我個廢佬老左近20年來,都只係坐低喺度食,唔倒米都已經阿哩吉諦!今日果然倒米,頭先神咁早去咗花墟買劍蘭!一返到屋企,佢就大大聲話:「買芥蘭呀!幾靚喎!」屌!真係想炒俾佢食!之後佢坐低將枱面食瓜子啲瓜子碎好輕描淡寫咁撥晒落地下!俾我捉個正着,我話我啱啱琴日抹完地,你就將啲瓜子殼直接撥落地?!佢先死死地氣執返上嚟揼落垃圾桶!點解有個倒米就老竇喺度搞亂檔!