Xmas Takari (Patreon)

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the party,

There was singing, and drinking, and laughing all hardy!

Dressed as Santas and reindeer, for that was the theme

(And swimsuits for some reason, whatever that means)

The Chosen Children were having a blast.

Then while getting refreshments, one of them gasped.

Unbeknownst to Hikari, her strapping young buck

Had decided that it was past time for a fuck.

“Santa, this suit sure shows off what you’re packing,”

He said (and she could feel that he too, wasn’t lacking)

“Let me open these presents, I’ve been a good boy,

I can’t wait to play with my favorite toys!

Although,” he said with a wink sly and haughty

“By the end of the night you’ll be calling me naughty.”

“Takeru!” came Hikari’s protesting

“This is hardly the time or the place for molesting!”

“Our friends and our brothers, they’re right over there!”

“They’ll hear us!” But Takeru said “Au contraire,

Nii-san and Sora themselves are quite thirsty,

After all, Christmas Eve is their anniversty.

Mimi found a sprig of some mistletoe,

Now she’s trying to corner my boy Koushirou.

Taichi’s single-minded when Mei-chan’s about,

He won’t hear a thing when I make you cry out.

Everyone’s distracted for some-or-other reason,

Now I’ll show you why Christmas is deer mating season!”

As he carried her off, he could be heard to say,

“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good lay!”