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A plan is forming. Is it a good plan? Will it be successful? 

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Nitrofox

Bartender is a cutie too!

Kyle

Oh it's early Ben and Sandra lore!

Azin The Wizard

Awww, Ben is such a good soon-to-be husband.

Saben

Ben. Benny. Benny boy. You better give that bartender a FAT tip

Othello

After I saw the word “broad” I went back and read the bartender’s lines in a Brooklyn accent.

Caerdwyn

It was a cold November evening. The rain was fallin' like cats and dogs, and those cats and dogs were comin' into my joint lookin' for a stiff drink and a patient ear. Them dames and Joes, they know who takes care of 'em, even the ones that are trouble lookin' for a place to hang their hat. That's what my joint is for. Dry when it's wet, cool when it's warm, warm when it's cold and discreet when it's too damned public. "The Frenetic Fennec", everyone in the neighborhood knows it. Named after its owner. That's me. This is my job. I'm a bartender. Got the scars to show it. Now what're you drinkin', Mac? *saxophone music*