Otherworldly Patron: Goose of Chaos (Patreon)

Your patron is an entity of pure evil and chaos. The Goose of Chaos is rumored to be the root of all evil in the universe while others say the Goose is a pure manifestation of the Abyss that took on the form of a goose as a disguise. Many worship it out of fear while others wish to spread its influence and chaos throughout all planes of existence. Whether you made the pact out of desperation or out of worship for the goose, one this is for certain. Mess with the honk, you get the bonk.

Happy April Fools!

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