Shanty Schmove. - A Riptide Pirate Sea Shanty (Patreon)

YOOO Patrons!!! Here is the reward for hitting our previous goal of 5000 Patrons!! It's finally complete!! :D

This is early access, so eventually this will make its way to public platforms. We'd really appreciate it if you did not upload the audio anywhere. If it's reuploaded we'll have to take the download away from the post, so please enjoy this exclusivity!

Our goal for 6000 Patrons, "The Suckening," is in post-production and will hopefully begin uploading in the next few months!

We hope you will enjoy it, and we hope to hit the reboot Convergence at 9000 patrons!

Send Shady Cicada lots of love for producing this so masterfully. Also, huge shouts to my boy Jonah Scott for doing Ichabod's cameo! I originally wrote that part for Alphonze but, I'm so glad Ichabod filled in, because he sounds SO GOOD.

LYRICS

(chip)

ill tell you a tale let the bastard regale of how pirates like us came to be sit down, take a seat there's a whole crew to meet and the best captains ever at sea 

(jay)

a ferin by name with incredible aim this girl is a soldier no more the sea at her feet with compass and sheet she'll guide us our way through the storm 

(gillion)

GILLION! yes, i'm the one monsoon and moon son moisture master and paramount champion i smite evil with glee things are often my B but as it was foretold this is my Destiny!! 

(all)

YO HO HOME ON THE SEA TAKE MY HAND AND YOULL BE FREE SET... SAIL.. TO FIND OUR DESTINY 

YO HO WE SAIL ACROSS THE SEAS UPON THE ALBATROSS UNDER THE MOON AND UNDER THE SUN A PIRATES LIFE UNTIL WE'RE DONE! 

(chip)

lost and alone no where to call my home til a whole bunch of pirates took me on their boat and then they all died in a horrible, tragic, way and now i walk around and just pretend its all okay 

(jay)

but then you came to sea and found my mom and me and took gil by the hand  and now we are a family though at first it was a lie i had almost said goodbye but without me here, i really fear that none of you would survive 

(gillion)

yes its a hard life and chip has a wife its so painful to see her go through all this strife and jays dad isn't the best he keeps a sword close to his chest and together we fly our flag and upon it... that's breasts. 

(all)

YO HO HOME ON THE SEA TAKE MY HAND AND YOULL BE FREE SET... SAIL.. TO FIND OUR DESTINY YO HO WE SAIL ACROSS THE SEAS UPON THE ALBATROSS UNDER THE MOON AND UNDER THE SUN A PIRATES LIFE UNTIL WE'RE DONE! 

(earl) 

when my wife had died i started a new life  its full of juice and full of-- 

(drey)

aint no body wanna hear you sing 

(earl)

what the- you want a piece of me huh? 

(gryffon)

knock it off old man 

(earl)

ill knock it off when he fuckin knocks it off- 

(drey)

you sound like a dying goat 

(gryffon)

ah shit 

(earl)

BAH thats it im gonna break my foot off up in your- 

(queen sings gently in the background) 

(ollie & felipe)

Sailing through the seas and the wind will guide us i want to be a pirate for the rest of my life! no need to look for treasure, as ive already found it this adventure with my crew... is a dream come true!! 

(ichabod)

now everyone, repeat after me this oath right here will be your creed i swear to fuck shit up and always help the ones i need... no matter what, we'll roll with it and lastly we swear to be the best god damn pirates this world has ever seen 

(all)

YO HO HOME ON THE SEA TAKE MY HAND AND YOULL BE FREE SET... SAIL.. TO FIND OUR DESTINY 

YO HO WE SAIL ACROSS THE SEAS UPON THE ALBATROSS UNDER THE MOON AND UNDER THE SUN A PIRATES LIFE UNTIL WE'RE DONE! 

YO HO HOLE IN THE SEA IF I FELL WOULD YOU COME FOR ME TAKE MY HAND AND SET ME FREE 

YO HO THE SEA OF BLACK NONE WHO VENTURE THERE COME BACK UNDER THE SUN AND UNDER THE MOON A PIRATES LIFE COULD BE YOUR DOOM!