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Joe, Francis, and Shocks talk about Episodes 5 and 6 of HBO's Rome, Mafia themed delis, and bedazzled penises. 

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Saint Muerte

Jupiter's COCK! A new episode.

Elder Dog

I'm surprised no one made a Bigus Dickus joke.

Anonymous

Jupiters COCKKKKKKKKK!

Anonymous

Skip-Itis Addicus

Austin Arminio

The actress who plays Niobe was Pedro Pascal’s girlfriend on game of thrones, maybe that’s what you guys recognize her from

Anonymous

Vo ree nus

Anonymous

Tuckis Karlsonis

Anonymous

Ihave been waiting for you guys to get to the “Big Penis is Always Welcome” scene since you started this series. Misery loves company.

Sleepi123

Back in the 60s you can drink and drive in Texas. But now it's illegal. Also, Texas is the worst state to get a DUI. First time offense is at minimum $10,000 fine, install a breatherlyzer in your car (at your expense), and will have on it your record permanently.

Gary Alexander

My dad, then CO of the USCGC Ocracoke based in Puerto Rico, was supposed to be deployed to the Persian Gulf during the 1st Iraq War. But it was called off. I think the longest deployment was a couple months in Haiti after Hurricane Hugo.

Anthony9286

I have some buddies that were in the Coast Guard. I was amazed that they deployed and at their jobs. It is very interesting to know that they operate in international waters all the time but it is just not known

Anonymous

Gauis Shoutius for the win on this vote.

Anonymous

You have to name the news reader Biggus Dickus

Anonymous

Horse Jew: I just imagined Liam as a centaur. Someone make that god forsaken art.

Anonymous

RIP Pirate Bay im to scared to steal movies now