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obliteron

Yessss! I first heard about the Second Pacific Squadron through Drachinifel. He did a 40+ minute special on the Voyage of the Damned.

Anonymous

This was so fucking funny, thank you guys for making me laugh so hard lmao

Anonymous

Possibly the greatest "and then things got worse" story in history

Matt

This is one of the most Russian things I’ve ever heard.

SirHumphrey

Someone needs to make a movie of this.

Anonymous

I was like "wtf Crocodile Rock?" and then 45 minutes later...

Anonymous

Whatever happened to the Crocodile and the iguanas? I'd still like to see a new graphic logo of an iguana in full imperial russian uniform.

Mitch Guerrerio

Whatever government has been in control of Russia, ever… has never been able to provide adequate winter gear because they sank all of the fur coats off the coast of Madagascar