Potential side effects may include... (Patreon)

For Bwuff

You know it would be a strange world without product testers.
All of those multiple warnings that you see on the labels, well they're there because those side effects are very real.
Of course this means that some brave people testing the products will have to live with the said side effects that occurred during the testing.
I have a feeling this product never made it to the shelves.