Thanks for your support! (Patreon)

On the first Thanksgiving, when the pilgrims sat down and broke bread with the Native Americans, munched maize with the Martians, and scarfed stuffing with the samurai, they celebrated their many blessings: home, family, and victory over the terrorizing carnivorous turkey plague. But in their hazy tryptophan-induced stupor, they forgot to thank their Patreon Patrons. 

We want to fix that today. 

Thank you. 

Thank you for being our fans and patrons. It means the Woarld* to us that you appreciate our work enough to be a part of it. We are humbled and grateful to have a group of people who are just sufficiently wrong-in-the-head that they love our music video concoctions and want to come along for the ride. Please keep your suggestions, compliments, insults, requests, katana tutorials,  envelopes filled with moldy cranberry sauce, and fan letters coming. They guide us, sustain us, nourish us. 

We'll be thinking of you, nay, dreaming, as tomorrow we join hands around the yams and cheer the demise of our turkey overlords. 

Happy Thanksgiving! 

Schmerrily yours,

The Gregory Bros

Andrew, Evan, Michael, and Sarah

*a Woarld is a Martian unit of currency equaling approximately 175,000 human kidneys