Bingophone & Bongophone downloads (Patreon)

Happy holidays to Schmos near and far! You may have seen that we created some new instruments for the occasion—the Bingophone, the Bongophone, and the Bing-Bongenspiel 🎹

Here they are, free to download as exs samplers! Connect the sampler to the audio in the folder (if it doesn't automatically) and you can finally play Christmas music as the composers originally intended.

Guide: the Bingophone plays only bings. the Bongophone plays only bongs. The Bing-Bongophone 2 plays bings then you hit the keys soft and bongs when you hit the keys hard. The Bing-Bongophone 3 plays bings when you don't press the sustain pedal and bongs when you press the sustain pedal. The Bing-Bongophone 1...we don't speak of it. Technology wasn't advanced enough and it burned bright and fast.

PS- our holiday livestream will be Wednesday evening on https://youtube.com/schmoyoho - probably 8:30 PM ET. Also, a new song/meme will drop there soon—hint: think about Pizza Time. 

Now go forth and play these at your grandparents holiday party, and have a GREAT DAY and a GREAT LIFE 🚀