Bing Bong Merry Christmas (Patreon)

Here's a holiday-themed Songify The News to play for your family or your living room full of animatronic elves, whichever you're spending the holidays with. Excuse me, we mean, the Christmas with!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koCmYJ-pdG8

And remember--as this song warns, don't say "happy holidays" to Kevin Sorbo or he will shout at you!

(We're attaching an mp3 & an aif, whatever you're into. To each his/her own sound file preference.)