How to Win Every Facebook Fight // Meet Me in the Middle (Patreon)

How to Win Every Facebook Fight // Meet Me in the Middle

A war of words threatens to tear A Nephew and An Uncle apart...until they bridge the gulf between them with song. Get the song on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers or iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/meet-me-in-the-middle-feat-mikel-rouse-single/1314811372?ls=1&app=itunes ------------------------------ Written & Directed by The Gregory Brothers ------Starring----------- A Nephew - Michael Gregory An Uncle - Mikel Rouse Trump Loving Aunt - Bev Grant Trudeau Loving Niece - Dana Bergwall Redskins Fan - Juan Luis De Coss Concerned Mother - Audrey Kerzner Obstinate Peanut Butter Lover - Samantha Wendorf Irascible Preserve Preferrer - Frank Mazzetti Federal Reserve GMO Vaccine Designer #1 - Andrew Rose Gregory Federal Reserve GMO Vaccine Designer #2 - Evan Gregory ------Our Amazing Crew-------------- Producer - Rebecca Lundgren Associate Producer - Amelia Burger YouTube Space Superstar - Taylor Sassman Director of Photography - Steven DiCasa 1st Assistant to Camera - Cody Buesing Art Director - Amanda Wallace Art Assistant - Harry Kleeman Music Assistant - Aaron Beaumont Costuming - Bailey Nolan Hair and Makeup - Sophie Ono Production Assistant - Jason Malizia Production Assistant - Sha Bey Production Assistant - Kirsten DiVenti ----------Lyrics----------- How did it ever come down to this How could I have been so blind My right wing uncle just doesn’t understand But maybe THIS will change his mind A steaming pile of socialist crap I don’t know my nephew anymore But I’ve got the perfect response To finally win this Facebook comment war! He must be lonely always being wrong, Typing in the dark with no pants on Can we compromise, harmonize Come together, see eye-to-eye Will you meet me in the middle… of my side since i’m right? Let’s just agree to agree with me And stop this silly fight Try to think outside your box Come bathe in my insight We can meet in the middle of my side since I’m right Trump is the best! I like Justin Trudeau! I guess I just like Canadians Okay maybe you should move up there then Sounds good, I love free medicine! Football is too violent Football is too violent Go Redskins That’s racist You are so P.C.! I love peanut butter / I prefer preserves How are you related to me? You only friended morons who agree with you And it’s dumbing down your dumb stupid head You’re in an idiot sandwich And the internet is the bread Come meet me in the middle… of my side since you’re wrong. Tear down the wall between us Over here’s where you belong It’s not too late for you to admit You’ve been mistaken all along We can meet in the middle of my side since you’re wrong Racism, Feminism, Flat-earth-ism, Circumcision Is there any politician we could throw in prison Do I dab or twerk, Gif or Jif, And can I call a hot dog a sandwich Is the Federal Reserve using GMOs To 3D print vaccines that make babies explode What color was the dress, the two-state solution Every single problem has a simple resolution!!! Just meet me in the middle of my side Since you’re dumb You can practice having half a brain Giving my posts upward thumbs I’ve got all the answers What a shame that you’ve got none Just come meet me in the middle Just come meet me in the middle Just come meet me in the middle of my side Since you’re dumb