extra Weird Al questions! (Patreon)

we always write more questions than we need in case debate moderators don't cover certain topics, or certain topics have better material and we run out of time, or a mudslide destroys some of our hard drives.

on this one, lots of these could have been used (not all, e.g. they didn't mention minimum wage, that was one of my favs)—but (1) this song/debate was already our longest and (2) everything was taking longer because of the mumble rap audio.

anyway, here's what we cut! and we got to co-write a lot of these with Al, who always makes things funnier. pls vote for your favs in case there's ever a director's cut / 20:00 version of the song that defeats Tosche Station in length 🫡