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gross old men being gross and old

Pharynx is a bit hungry for affection, but incapable of asking like a normal person. Fortunately ponies have a stupid tradition where hanging up a berry plant results in an apparently mandatory kiss. How convenient! If only His Majesty Duke Blueballs wasn't so damn smug about it....

rest assured, they're about to have the sloppiest slurpiest make-out sesh of their lives