Horrible Thirst Trap Cringe Punk Vamp Bug Dad (WIP) (Patreon)

got a request for blueblood x pharynx shenanigans, decided to draw them human since a few people seemed taken with my human pharynx design

this month is kinda kicking my butt and my new job is devouring my time and energy like a black hole, but i know it'll even out soon and i'll find my work/art balance again. in the meantime, have old idiot dads being idiots

Blueblood's pokerface ranks only slightly better than those of his kids. He's generally much more composed/apathetic than either Moondancer or Vogue, but Pharynx is getting pretty good at getting under his skin. I cannot overstate how much it pisses Blueblood off that this is apparently his soulmate. This middle-aged man still clinging stubbornly to his leather and studs. This horrible love-leeching bug asshole currently manspreading on Blueblood's fancy couch.  This man who snuck into Blueblood's private royal chambers while the duke was enjoying his bath, and is now parked here offering up maybe the worst pick-up line Blueblood has ever heard. Blueblood. Is not. Happy.

(....He is happier than he'd ever admit)

tldr:, their relationship summed up

Pharynx: *swats Blueblood's royal butt* Mornin', sunshine

Blueblood: *externally* I WILL THROW YOU IN A DUNGEON

Blueblood: *internally*: Oh god. I may be in love