Why Cloudburst Wears A Hoodie (Patreon)

Zips: w-w-why weren't you wearin' a shirt under your hoodie?

Cloudy:  well, duh, cuz it's laundry day.

Zips: .......

Cloudy:.......okay you caught me. i just ran outta clean shirts

alternatively (by Colbyr):

Cloudy: ugh, it's too damn hot out here

Zips: yeah you are

Cloudy: what?

Zips: nOTHING I DIDNT SAY NOTHING

Cloudy: *takes off shirt*

Zips: *softly, but with feeling* oh fuck me, those buns--

Cloudy: huh? Sorry, did you say something?

Zips: I SAID BUCKBALL IS SO FUN !!!1!1!! JDJSJSKDK