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Mr Sans Smirk, former assistant to Cheese Sandwich, current consigliere to Miss Jamboree Sandwich

never smirks, never smiles, and most importantly, never squeals



idk if i'm going anywhere with this my allergy meds are hella strong rn

whoops if none of y'all remember this one-episode season 9 footnote of a character


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Amaris

I...... I am so curious what Cheese used to do back in the day.

Anonymous

I just finally got to watch this ep, and I LOVE Sans Smirk, and OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS STORY CHOICE. He’s perfect for this role 😂😍

Lory

He calls it snitch jam.

feathermaws

Jam definitely gave him that bow

Anonymous

hey uh lop what the fUCK unrelated: smokey didn't JUST learn interrogation tactics from bon-bon, after all...

Anonymous

Whadda precious lil bean

lopoddity

Cheese’s business was perfectly innocent and legitimate, even if his products were half-hearted and cheaply produced. And Sans was his loyal assistant. Sans was a little bored though, thinking up plastic gag gifts for children. He finds his new line of work much more fulfilling, though he’s still very loyal and fond to Cheese and Pinkie both

malphym

oh i just realized that this means Jam is actually part of the mafia