Fancy Boi (Patreon)

A request! A patron asked for Bruce in one of those bubble baths he totally does not take. They also asked how Bruce got into taking them in the first place:

Carrying Wave Rider put a lot of stress on both Bruce's mind and joints. He was ache-y and miserable most of the time, but determined to tough it out.....right up until the day he came home to Rosemary and Magnolia in his bathroom, beaming and beckoning toward the bubbly, lavender-scented bathwater.

Bruce struggled, but Rosemary managed to wrestle him into the tub. After a long period of pouting and glaring hard enough to melt rock, Bruce finally mumbled that it did all feel kinda....nice. He supposes. Hmmph.

he'd go on to take fancy baths in secret almost daily, lounging in the tub and listening to nerdy talk radio, and gobbling the occasional carton of ice cream