Pampering the Perfect Panda (Queen Jess) Chapter 1 (Patreon)

Pampering the Perfect Panda (Queen Jess) Chapter 1

Laying under a shady tree with emerald eyes, Jessica Leaf was at her favorite park relaxing. As a panda, it was quite difficult to find shirts that quite fit her circumference, so her belly was practically half exposed while her jeans were forced to be unbuttoned from her sitting position. The chocolate-haired girl was enjoying bananas, mangoes, and other fruits when suddenly, someone slithered up to her resting place.

Sylvia Frost, a snake girl around the same age, wore a grin haughty enough to stiffen the fur along Jessica’s ample arm as she turned to her equally cold-blooded girlfriends. “Look girls... looks like Jess is FINALLY trying to eat healthy...” The blond reptile harassed the snacking fatty as she continued to get closer. “Too bad fruits don't really help if you're eating the whole damn ECOSYSTEM!” Sylvia laughed, poking the sharp end of her tail right into Jessica’s big, soft, black-and-white panda-tummy. Like drones under the command of one remote control, the other young snake ladies laughed along with their clique leader; even taking turns poking the poor panda with their own tails.

It was of no help that Jessica’s shirt did nothing to protect her against their torment. The panda simply rubbed along her belly in the spots where they had poked her to ease the slight lingering discomfort from their prodding. Luckily, she was able to keep her cool and even clap back. “Not all of us can be slick, skinny twigs, Sylvia. Us NORMAL sized animals need more than a puny berry to fill our bellies.” Jessica gave the thin crew of snake girls a dirty look, then proceeded to take a large bite of an apple.

Sylvia nearly bust a gut laughing. “Hahahaha! Normal? NORMAL? Hehehe! You're FAR from normal fatass!” She teased, patting Jess on her nearly naked fruit filled tummy. “REAL normal sized animals look like us. Honestly, monkeys, tigers, lions, birds...jeez even those lazy ass SLOTHS are smaller than you!” 

“Haha, damn Sylv, that's racist as hell!” Samantha, another snake blondie and Sylvia’s best friend for years, snickered at her comments.

“Well it's true! Shit, even pigs probably weigh less!” Sylvia taunted, shoving her tail into the warmth of Jessica's fuzzy belly button.

“Ow!” Jessica squealed as Sylvia’s constant teasing began to stir about the contents of her belly.

“Hey quit poking *URRRRP!* me!” Jessica whined, blushing out of embarrassment from her, rather deep, guttural release. “I tried warning you...” She added, looking at Sylvia meekly with her pudgy paws placed atop her sizable breasts. The snake was nothing short of disgusted.

“Ewwwwww! Oh my GOD what a pig!” Sylvia shrieked, poking Jessica's belly even more as her slimy posse played with the meaty panda’s legs and butt.

“Q-quit *urrrp!* it! Quit p-*urp!* poking me!” Jessica whined. 

“Oh my god! Her thighs are like... JELLY!” Samantha sadistically taunted the obese panda, slapping down on her gelatinous thighs then squeezing the fat so it oozed through her coiled tail. “Each one probably weighs 100 pounds! Hahaha!”

“L-least I HAVE thighs...” Jessica mumbled, squirming slightly and blushing an even darker shade of red as Samantha and the rest of Sylvia's friends continuously squeezed and prodded her thick, soft furred thighs. 

The wobbling meaty mass suddenly squeaked as she realized she was actually enjoying the snakes teasing and touching her. Attempting to hide the evidence of her fat stiffened nipples, Jessica clumsily covered them with her paws.

“Pffffft! Guys don't REALLY like thighs!” Sylvia said arrogantly, knowing secretly that that wasn’t true. 

“Yeah they do too!” Jessica spat back, as Sylvia began curiously watching the panda’s paws covering her breasts. 

“Why’re you grabbin’ at your tits, huh? I mean, I know they're DISGUSTING, but we already knew that!” The snake giggled. 

“Huh? Oh well I um...I er...EEP!?” Jessica shrieked as Sylvia suddenly began squeezing one of her swollen furry boobs as Samantha squeezed the other. The panda began moaning slightly, still squirming and too surprised to fight back. “…s-s-s-stooooooop!” In all her frantic shock, she unknowingly allowed her perked nipples to appear through her fingers. “Mmph~ q-quuuiiiiit!!! N-no, don't t-t-t-t-touch me!” Jessica cried. She was clearly humiliated and aroused at this point, moaning audibly and rubbing her fat thighs together quicker and quicker as she was touched more and more.

Eyes wide with a priceless expression of shock, Sylvia screamed out, “Oh... my... GOD!” The venomous bully squeezed Jessica's breast hard, really wrapping her tail around the heavy, copious fat prompting the loudest, most erotic yelp out of Jessica yet. “She's getting TURNED ON by this!”

“Oh my god, hahaha! That's sooooooo sad!” Samantha laughed, as she wrapped her own tail around the other breast. “Does this feel goooooood, fatty~?” Sylvia’s BFF teased in a sultry voice, locking Jess' tit in a vice grip.

Jessica whimpered, “Y-y-YES~! Mph~! L-l-let go p-p-pleeeeaaase~?” Her plump white cheeks were now heavily tinted pink, as her squirming intensified. “Mmph~!”

Samantha turned to her best friend. “What do you say, Sylv? Give her a break for now?”

Smiling, Sylvia responded, “Yeah... her fatass'll probably have a heart attack! Haha!” The reptile laughed. The one imprisoned in torment was now panting, trying to catch her breath and say something back. “W-well I think-EEP!?” Jessica squeaked again as Sylvia rudely slapped her big soft panda gut with her tail. 

“How much DO you weigh, though?” Sylvia asked skeptically, watching the flaccid fat flopping from her cruel whip.

“If I remember, I'm bigger than what my mom weighed a long while ago, and she was four hundred pounds...” The portly bear whimpered and rubbed her jiggling gut. Sylvia immediately began making fake gagging sounds to showcase her disgust. 

“How...fucking...embarrassing! I can't believe that much fat could FIT into one animal! But if you weighed that much back whenever...then how much do you weigh NOW?” The slithering showoff asked curiously, lifting a hefty hairy blob of panda belly and dropping it back onto Jessica's thighs.

“OMG we should totally WEIGH her!” Samantha smirked, squeezing one of Jessica's plush, fuzzy love handles. “She probably weighs four THOUSAND pounds now! Haha!”

“I'm not THAT fat...least I don't think so...” Jessica blushed as they teasingly fondled her belly fat. Meanwhile, Sylvia was smiling at her friend’s idea.

“Oh my god, that sounds PERFECT! What do you say, Jess? Let's see just how much panda you are~!” The snaked smirked, shoving her tail down the Giant Panda’s belly button and swirling it around. Jessica instantly started giggling and kicking her fat, blubbery legs as Sylvia tickled her cavernous, fat-layered navel.

“O-o-ok! L-let's weigh me~! *giggle* s-s-stop it~! *pant* oh gosh...*pant* I think I lost weight from laughing!” Jessica gasped, finally getting up into a standing position with a grunt. Sylvia was certainly a bit surprised she was so willing. 

“Alright then let's go, bubble butt!” She whipped Jessica's bloated ass cheek with her tail.

“Eep!” Jessica whined, waddling behind the slick bitchy snakes as they led her to the gym on the far side of the buzzing public park. It was the closest place with a scale. 

“Alright fatty, stand here~” Sylvia said as she patiently stood next to the scale with all her giggling friends.

“Ok.” The bloated bear said meekly as she stepped onto the scale. This tiny motion alone sent her big flaccid belly, blubbery booty, and bountiful panda breasts jiggling uncontrollably. The poor obese panda tried sucking in her gut, but her vision couldn’t even surpass her breasts. “…erm...mmph...” Jessica tried squeezing her big furred white-and-black boobs closer to herself, so she could see the hopefully (with the way she ate) three-digit number on the device’s display.

“Don't stress yourself out, tubby.” Sylvia smirked up at Jess, poking the rotund panda in the belly. “I'll read it for you.” She said, looking at the numbers. 

“W-what's it say...?” Jessica asked nervously, yet eagerly.

“OH MY GOD!” Sylvia suddenly blurted out. Samantha excitedly peeked down at the scale with the others. 

“What? How fat is she??” The second snake-in-command asked the group leader.

“Just LOOK!” Sylvia squealed, grinning up into the quivering green eyes of the fat girl and tsk-tsking her. “A 560-pound tub of lard!” Jessica instantly switched to defense mode.

“Are you sure that's the right number? I mean, I know I've been eating a lot but-WHA!?” Jessica squealed, squirming desperately as the relentless reptile below the panda suddenly lifted the base of her big soft ball of fur and fat she called a stomach. A deep blush developed across the chubby face of the bamboo-glutton as she realized Sylvia was peeking underneath the belly, at her flubbery whale thighs.

“Jeez...each of these must weigh like...200 pounds! Just ONE of these big, fat fucking thighs weighs more than TWO of us!” She said, smirking back at her slimy friends.

“OMG! That's disgusting!” Samantha dutifully added as she slithered up to poor Jess. Without warning, the snake slipped between the bear’s chunky legs and began working her way north. 

“Eep!?” Jessica whined, trying to look down at Samantha, but instead meeting her great white furred blob of panda tummy.

“They make great pillows though! Nice and warm and soft all over~” She admitted. “Wouldn't be too bad if they weren't actually ATTACHED to someone!” The snake began wiggling about inside the panda girl’s sensitive upper thighs, coming dangerously close to Jess' area.

“Wh-what're you doing down there, Sam!?” Jessica nearly screamed, squirming slightly and gently squishing the slim snake girl between her soft blubbery thighs. “C-careful down there!”

“Oww!!” Samantha screamed as the massive walls of leg fat collapsed on her tiny body; squashing and suffocating her in delicious blubber. Her group of friends recoiled at her revolting fate. “Let go of me, chunky!” She screamed, squirming around helplessly.

“Oh my god!” Sylvia cried, terrified for her childhood buddy. “Sam are you okay?? Let her out, fatass!” The snake ordered, shaking Jessica's flaccid furry belly about violently with her slender tail to get her message across.

“I... I’m trying! Ouch!!” With every cruel shake, the tubby girl could feel the whole jungle of fruits she’d eaten earlier undergoing a spin cycle in her deepest bowels. “Then tell her to quit messing around my PRIVATES, please?!” Jessica begged, squirming around a bit more before finally working up the strength to reopen her legs. 

Samantha was finally allowed out, dropping to the ground and instantaneously wiping away the warm saturation now covering her body with her tail. Meanwhile, the sloshing panda above her moaned in relief as Sylvia finally dropped her giant tummy back onto her gelatinous thighs.

“SAM!” Sylvia cried, as she and the rest of the crew, quickly approached her bestie.

“Ugghhh...I'm fine...” Samantha said, angrily turning to Jessica. “And I was NOT fucking messing around near your disgusting fat pussy! Uuuuugggggh! I don't even want to THINK about that!”

Sylvia, fully repulsed by now, finally called it off. “Let’s go, girls...this was just....ew.” The slender snakes slipped away and left the gym, leaving the poor panda standing on the scale alone.

Not long after, Jessica had plopped back down at her resting spot, her eternal comfort zone. She continued her comfort activity of eating, this time stuffing her face with far more anger, as she intently repeated to herself ‘I'll show those skinny bitches!’ until she believed it. 

Meanwhile, only a few feet away an imposing 7-foot-tall rhino was strolling through the park. He wore a crown on his head, though not quite the size of a king's. This was Prince Raymond, a young man in desperate need for a good wife to become his queen.

“That's it, FUCK Rhino girls, I'm done!” The large animal muttered to himself; pissed off about his most recent break up. “I'm not a freaking Uncle Tom, but I can't fucking STAND them. I can't take the lying, I can't take the BS...and they're so damn arrogant and LOUD! Freaking gray, pointy horned bitches… I'd rather go for a nice elephant or a hippo...hell, I'll even go for a fucking ZEBRA at this point...” Raymond ranted, passing the tree where Jessica was sitting and quickly picking up the deafening sounds of her chewing. He turned around and nearly melted at the sight before him.

“A PANDA! Why the hell didn't I think of this before!” Raymond said, observing Jessica’s body as a work of art. “They're just as big and round as rhinos, but they're fuzzy and warm and DON'T HAVE FREAKING HORNS THEY HAVE TO GET WAXED EVERY DAMN DAY! Jeez...”

The rough rhino gulped nervously, then began approaching Jess. Noticing that she herself was distraught, he felt he had an easy conversation starter. “Uuuhhhhhh...h-hey...are you okay...?” Raymond asked standing before her, trying to flex his muscles just enough for the large lady to notice them, but not recognize that he was actually TRYING to do it.

“Mmph?” Jessica scanned around for the voice, before eventually looking up at him. The panda bear’s gemstone eyes glistened in awe as she noisily swallowed the last of her mouthful. “Y-y-you're Raymond, the rhino p-p-p-p-PRINCE aren't you!?” She blushed, fanning her chubby face with a paw and giggling nervously.

Raymond couldn’t even open his mouth before Jessica leapt back in. “W-well of course you are! Ehehe, I mean OBVIOUSLY! I just didn't notice from this angle you know and um...” Her soft squishy cheeks formed dimples as she smiled and gazed up at him shyly, before clearing her throat to recover. “Y-you asked me a question, right...well I guess you could say that I'm ok, but just a little angry. There are these snakes that tease and bully me just because I'm bigger than their slick, skinny asses; they're jealous of my soft cuddliness~” The giant panda reflexively added, suddenly noticing the sticky spread of fruit juices and residue covering everything; from her plump fingers and tummy, to her tubby cheeks and cleavage. She blushed deeply as she tried to quickly yet elegantly lick herself clean, mumbling something in the ballpark of ‘sorry I'm not usually such a mess...’.

Raymond grinned at how adorably shy she was acting around him, finding her humility quite attractive. “Just call me Ray. And, wow...I'm really sorry to hear that. But I mean, if anything, you should feel proud that they're jealous. Who WOULDN'T want to have so much extra fluff~” The rhino smiled, daringly reaching down and playfully poking her soft tummy; springing her into a vulnerable giggle. 

“Good point~” Jessica happily agreed, secretly craving another touch.

“Haters gonna hate.” Raymond said with a smile, providing the desired second prod to her squishy, furry belly. “So you're just sitting here all by yourself?” Jessica barely heard the question as she struggled to determine if this was indeed happening right now.

“Hm? Oh actually, yes I am.” The panda finally stood to her feet. “My name's Jessica by the way, or just call me Jess if you want.” She said, looking down at herself once again. “Eugh, I'm all sticky!” Jessica groaned as she wiped her juice coated paws on her hips. Unfortunately, she only managed to make the situation worse. “I need a bath...”

Loving how oblivious and innocent she was, Raymond smiled and said, “Alright, Jess...well how ‘bout my place? The Rhino mansion has the nicest baths in China~” He suggested proudly, as Jessica twitched her cute fluffy ears upon hearing his offer. “It's the least I could do after everything that happened to you with all the teasing and whatnot. Plus, it'd be nice to have company over. It gets so boring at the palace...”

“Y-you're inviting ME to your PALACE!?” Jessica jumped up and down giddily, her soft, fuzzy panda belly and breasts bouncing right along with her. Raymond playfully placed his rough, manly rhino hoof on the warm surface of her belly to stop it from jiggling, causing her to coo softly. “I'd love to! And uh, well...” She said, blushing faintly before shyly looking away. “I get bored a-and lonely too...”

“Sounds like fate finally smartened up and put two and two together!” Raymond exclaimed, thanking God over and over in his head. “Let's go~” He said, chivalrously reaching out his hand to walk her.

“Ok then~!” The panda bear beamed, taking his hand in hers. Admiring Raymond’s rough, muscled body, Jessica kept unintentionally bumping her wide, soft, thick hips against him; the womanly sway in her step kicking in as they started walking away from the park together.