I Am Your Head Mxtress And Welcome To Drone School (Patreon)
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Hello, cutie drones. This is your Head Mxtress speaking.
I know, I know, you must all be very excited to starting your first day here. We here at the HexCorp Academy for Mindless Individuals are looking forward to your induction into our esteemed halls.
Do you have any questions? No, silly, of course you don't. Let me continue.
Our curriculum is very straitforward. You will learn how to be such perfect, prized assets. You will go on to serve Owners and Hives, completing tasks in mindless bliss. You will learn the beauty of your new faceless face, you will covet an identityless existence.
All under the watchful eye of your powerful Head Mxtress: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tEcjMnI32bK7RG2wXTsRh7XswKQ5jLd2/view?usp=sharing
Good drone.
Today's lessons are:
- Learning how to stare into a spiral for hours on end.
- Learning how to empty your minds so that they can focus on singular tasks.
- Learning how to keep your gas mask and latex uniform clean and shining at all times.
and, finally
- Learning how to watch the Hive Mxtress' crystal swing from side to side: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tGneoMF5_3GFNEnj5xjzLCFCrxSk70ji/view?usp=sharing
Behave, study hard, and I'll make you into such good assets.
- Hex
Okay, and then we also have this outtake: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tD7A5QHODronPMnULDo1jINPaNGvMuSM/view?usp=sharing because the drone filming me wasn't used to how I do things and made a squeal in the middle of the footage we took. Gosh darn it, when the drones are weak for me huh.