Image Release: H4 Cortana MCP (Patreon)

[Full-res image + 4 minor variants now available in the art archives]  

"Wake up, Chief. I need you (to stick it in me)."

What if you played Halo 4's first mission, but the game was better? And way hornier?

These are the kinds of questions that inspired me. Although I honestly never disliked H4 as much as a lot of people out there. We also got the absolute best version of Cortana out of the whole deal, and that's a nice bit of consolation in this continuing age of controversial, hopelessly meandering franchise reboots.

Anyway, enjoy this "rampant" runaway dumptruck! And a bonus little spider-snack to go with her. :)

– Z