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The boys do a bad episode to make the 100th episode seem better

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Anonymous

When I see that Hockey Jersey, I think of Kevin Smith

Brendan Wheaton

When I think of 99 I think of balloons.

Anonymous

When I think of 99, I think of the company New Year's bash 1999. Winter'd been a tough quarter for us. I'd been gunning for a promotion to senior salesman for months by then and Anderson just didn't have the funds. Winters of recent memory had a quietness to them--99 hadn't been much different. Nights stretched and the days cooled and I kept on living. I was closer and farther away from myself as I'd been able to remember. Maybe I was lonely, maybe I was tired. That winter felt a lot like those feelings. But that New Year's party... it felt like a fresh start. Like that arbitrary ephemeral holiday could punctuate my life somehow. I remember thinking about winter, and the quietness and how maybe tonight could be the change I needed. I was waiting near the restroom and working on some punch out of a Dixie cup. With each sip I'd have to take another glance at the locked men's room door. Behind me, Arthur shared similar a similar anxious tic. Bann was pushing 15 minutes in the bathroom... And that wasn't the only thing he'd been pushing. I felt a strange warmth wrap around my ankles from under the bathroom doorway. It was unmistakable: One of Bann's hot mud pies. God Bann. That's what 99 reminds me of--your New Years dump. Thanks.

Anonymous

what no 99 bottles of beer on the wall?

Anonymous

To me even a bad episode is good <3