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And when we least expected it, The King returned.

Fuck me sideways this video was fun to make. This game goes so fucking hard. 

I feel that I'm never really done with Duke. That there's always another adventure for him. He doesn't age! They'll never have to de-age him with CGI! I think they might want to de-emphasize his muscles a little bit. By the 2010's they were starting to look a little weird with the continued progress of graphical fidelity. But are they 64-bits? Most likely, nowadays. In 1999, 64-bits was sorcery, which I assumed about Duke Nukem: Zero Hour being on the Build engine too. Makes no sense to me and I hope the ever-resourceful Duke community ports this over. Imagine opening EDuke and seeing this as a launch option. 

glhf, 

-Civvie

P.S. Don't buy Graven, like seriously don't do it. There are better ways to spend $25. Have you considered crack cocaine? 

P.P.S. For legal reasons, I must clarify that I am not encouraging you to become addicted to crack outside of a Postal game. 

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Files

64 BITS OF STEEL

It was always called Vitamin X. Chapters: 00:00 - Intro 07:42 - This is Somehow the Build Engine 12:28 - A-Number One 18:06 - A Fistful of Balls 27:15 - 'ail to the King, Guvna! 32:19 - My Balls Will Go On 34:11 - Across the Nukem-Verse 40:00 - End Credits Links: Patrons see episodes early: https://www.patreon.com/civvie11 Twitter: https://twitter.com/civvie11 Join the dungeon discord: https://discord.gg/nwArDS2yEH Noelle's (Credits composer) Channel: / @ameliedoree #retrogaming #n64 #FreeCivvie

Comments

Anonymous

Actually, I think the absolute maximum amount of ass the N64 could render was Adon from Turok 2/3.

ArkSeaside

Oh my God, this was actually the first Duke game I ever played, it's crazy to find out it's secretly *good*

Nachts

Sorry Duke lovers, I'm the sorry bastard that had to click like to take the count from 69 to 70. F'n A Civvie! That intro was just just -chef's kiss- perfect. Baddass work man.

Anonymous

Thanks Civvie.

Zubaz

Probably my favorite Duke Nukem of all time!

DIEHARDMETALLICAFAN

Good shit! This game is a classic. Also do yourself a big favour, and watch Waterworld.🤌

Maktaka

Am I looking into that "What a shame" too much, or is Deus Ex on the horizon?

Alptraum

Hey Civvie o/ this is another great Duke video. I have a few complainments, or should i say nitpicks about it tho. 1. AX3 wasn't there saying "Actionable Pun detected" before you got shocked. 2. New Sewer counter is not fun. It sounds and looks sterilized and clean. The previous one, with zombie sounds was funnier, because it was giving the impression of how annoying sewers are to you. So, when you changed it, it's not fun to see you getting tortured by sewers.

civvie11

I can understand the feedback and the sewer count criticism, but in regards to #1, puns are auto-detected due to an implant that was installed in the Wolf ‘09 video