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This may be the worst video game I've ever played. Really, truly, sickeningly awful. In a way that I've purposely mixed some of the game audio lower than usual because of how ear-splitting and shitty it is. This is a curse, do not thank me for this, The Varginha Incident is the toxic sludge scraped from the bottom of the barrel after that barrel was buried in a landfill. Petty Thief #4 is coming next time thank christ someone please help me dear god it hurts I could put out a video that was nothing but Tim Allen grunts and it would be more worth your time 

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The Varginha Incident - Vicious Cycles

Possibly I've seen too much. Patrons see episodes early: https://www.patreon.com/civvie11 Twitter: https://twitter.com/civvie11 Join the Dungeon Discord: https://discord.gg/CEBKKJS Links: https://www.youtube.com/user/SpeedySPCFan/videos - Speedy's channel #FreeCivvie #DOS #Retrogaming

Comments

Anonymous

Pro Tim Allen Eueghs when, Civvie?

Anonymous

OMG, not this one.

Tony Toon

Anybody else up to a go fund me to buy Civvie a real DOS machine so he can replay this on original hardware? Nah, I guess I like him too much for that too.

Anonymous

There's DOS-Trash. Then there's this abomination.

Anonymous

I want you to know I got an email about this video while on a zoom meeting and reading the title made me make such a weird face someone else on the zoom meeting asked what was wrong

Christopher French

Oh my god. I got a shoutout. I REGRET NOTHING. YOU'RE WELCOME, AND I'M SORRY

Anonymous

Good, my day was going a little well so I welcome an abomination to help balance me out. Thank you!

Anonymous

This is worst than Tek..... *Cough Cough... Wait, did i just took falling damage? .. nvm this is worst than.. *COUGH COUGH... oh yeah that felt just like a rocket hit right in my face. You know what, nah tek war is worst.

Anonymous

A pleasant rainy Wednesday evening suprise! Also, Christ that looked like an utter arse to play.

MainelyLiving

Nothing is more dos trash than ultima Underworld. There is no mouse aiming and movement is bound strictly to the games preset keyboard layout.

MainelyLiving

But seriously, take a break man, you’ve got me worried.

Anonymous

Don't get too crazy. There will be worse games… in the future.

Anonymous

Hell yeah. Oh, if we're doing fancy colors now, I'd love mine to be in red if possible >_>

Anonymous

I'm proud to have my good name attached to this video.

Anonymous

This game definitively confirms that we are alone in the universe. No Type 3 civilisation is going to lower itself to hanging out with the same species of balding primates that puts out shit like this as entertainment

Erik Olsson (TerrorBlades)

Oh god, I will never regret becoming a patron of this channel. Honestly tho dude take a vacation with Blood Death wish, I'm guessing you have already played it but its amazing. And as far as I have played it its not even that hard and I only play on Extra Crispy.

J3V1L

Tim Alen Grunt Video when, Civvie?

Anonymous

Pro Redneck Rampage when, Civvie?

Anonymous

Hi Civvie! Long time lurker over on your YouTube channel. I finally signed up for Patreon so I can better support your work...and also to get purple vanity letters in the credits. xD Seriously though, you became my new favourite channel after your hearing your commentary about the Super Shotgun from the Pro Doom 2 video, and also that brilliant Full Metal Jacket reference. Thank you for adding so much humor into my life, and also for introducing me to Blood. :)

Anonymous

I love the rant over the credits - great work Civvie11

Anonymous

For next April fools, you should do call of duty advanced warfare

Tripp Andre

Don't be so proud of yourself. Sure, you completed the game, but the cycle count keeps lowering, and it's harder and harder to justify it. Ahh, but in all seriousness, thanks Civvie as always. Your craft shines on videos like these because the source material is not conducive to humor, unlike, say, Island Peril. And yet you make it happen. As one of the resident Thief diehards, looking forward to the next one.

Anonymous

I 2nd Pro-Redneck Rampage... Mainly because I actually liked that game, (or was it Rides Again that I liked? One of them.) best 90s CD-based soundtrack ever. Though I know by Civvie's references, he probably hates it.

Anonymous

Now that's some delicious J A N K. Absolutely MAL FEITO.

Anonymous

Pro Redneck Rampage? I'm all in!

Anonymous

Pro Redneck Rampage when Civvie? Pro Jurrasic Park: Trespasser when Civvie?? Pro Chasm: The Rift when Civvie??? Pro Heretic when CIVVIE????

Mario_bland

We're getting close to a jank world tour! What's next? EYE divine cybermancy (France). The newly released Citadel (Japan). We gotta find more representation in this world o jank.

Anonymous

You suffer so we don't have to, yet. Thanks for keeping the content train rolling civvie!

Anonymous

Really fun and creative episode. I liked it. Just great! P.S.: Cancer-mouse in a german Netflix show!? AWESOME!

Anonymous

Cancer Mouse is my favorite. His over-the-top, far-right political satire is hilariously awful.

Anonymous

YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL

Anonymous

The Fortress of Dr. Radiaki will come for you one day, Civvie... Solid vid.

Anonymous

I like that before this in other Patreon updates you were like "ah man I haven't done DOS trash in a while I really want to get back into that" and then this update's email comes in like "oh god what the fuck did I do why did I do this what have I unleashed please it hurts so much".

Anonymous

Brazilian you say? What a mysterious jogo.

Anonymous

The Varginha Monologue

Anonymous

Hey Civvie, have you seen this weird Russia only game on the build engine released same year as quake 2 and got a sequel in 2005. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVp_LgKZJ4c