I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST KREED (Patreon)

EDIT: I HAVE FIXED THE JOKE (AND A COUPLE OTHER THINGS) AN RE-UPLOADED. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.

It's been too long since I've done a baffling, maddening, awful game for the show and this is another one that nearly broke me. And not an in-character, "Civvie gets tortured by a game" kind of way, in the way that I spent two days playing this... THING, and another day looking at other people's playthroughs to make sure they were experiencing the same things I was because there were times where I thought "maybe running this under Windows 10/any newer hardware is the problem because there's no way that this game is this bad."
This is one of the reasons I don't do bad games all the time. 
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