NORSE MYTHOLOGY WITH GUNS (Patreon)

Good news! I have not gotten a cease and desist from B&M! Also, a Max Payne video! Sure, 10% of it is shitting on the clip that came out from the upcoming box office disappointment "Borderlands" from Lionsgate, Eli Roth, the guy whose name I forgot who worked on Deadpool, and an uncredited script doctor who had to write the words "Claptrap continues to shit bullets."

It seemed like a perfect opportunity to talk about bad action without having to risk a copyright claim on a movie that already came out. It was just so bad and also connected to Randy. Like fucking catnip.

I'm happy to take a break from boomshoots to look at this world-renowned early 2000s phenomenon. This game stars Sam Lake's face being easy fodder for jokes and awkward pauses and comic panels that I had way too much fun filling with whatever. An absolutely stacked video for Cancer Mouse, who plays four different roles all at once.

So yeah classic game right here now I'm going back to my third Selaco playthrough. I just got to Starlight again. I didn't like that there wasn't an automatic shotgun in Selaco and then I beat the Tychus Challenge and was like OH WAIT HOLY SHIT

gl;hf,

-Civvie

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An even newer Patreon discord invite link!

Patron discord link:

Copy and paste this link in your browser because Patreon is really weird about it.

https://discord.gg/tAMGpG5M9k

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Or if you want one of those fancy colored names that everyone gets now if they want. The credits in the video are usually a couple of days behind the actual patron list so if you don't see your name, it will be in the next upload.