Dinner With A Show (Patreon)

If you're a snakesnackable and a rainboa's doing her dazzlesnake display for you, there are only 2 options.

One is to avert your gaze and try to get this enormous squeezy off of you. It probably won't work out, since you need to NOT look at the powerful shimmery coils that are constantly trying to wrap you up. You know snakes, the more you struggle the tighter they get until you suffocate. This is not a recommended path, if you're already trying this you should really try the other option.

The OTHER option is to take her advice and relax as she rhythmically swishes and swooshes, doing some sort of dance for your enjoyment. The more of it you watch, the brighter and more vibrant everything seems to become. Before you know it she's mostly loosened up her grip and your senses are too overloaded by the prettiest colors you've ever seen to move much. Screw 4th of july, this is better than fireworks.

By the time it's over, you'll suddenly notice that a significant amount of time has passed and the ethereal light you could've sworn had a sound is now a faint heartbeat and squishy noises. Everything's dark and you can't really struggle against the slimy walls holding you in place because your body is soft and worn out from being digested for the past few hours. Maybe you weren't supposed to wake up from that... Either way the show's over, you should probably sleep now.