Clickbait Article of the Year (Patreon)

The Kurse of Easter has a radius of about a  month or so before and after the holiday, so Scott's still a smolbun for  this.
 

I'm pretty sure she's more than 4x his size but don't understand what  they're using to measure scale and whatnot. Someone in the comments will  probably bitch about whatever shitty math they used to get that number.  Then someone will bitch at them for not using their favorite unit of  measurement and they'll spend hours arguing with each other.