Nice Costume (Patreon)

Globbles crashed somebody's Halloween party and Darwinism occurred when  some unsuspecting partygoer presumed her to be some sort of elaborate  costume and/or special effect and made the mistake of willingly touching  her. Wow, it feels like REAL slime sucking on his arm, look at how it  sticks. As she reached out with that enormous smile on what appears to  be her face her body slugged forward and enveloped his legs. By then it  dawned on him that there's no such thing as a slimy blob costume and  this is just a slimy blob that's engulfed half his body, rapidly  dissolving his pirate costume. Frantic struggling might have freed up a  couple of inches, but by then Globbles had already scooped up two  enormous handfuls of her body and folded them over his upper torso,  swallowing up the rest of him into what I guess is her stomach (which,  being a slime, is technically all over her body.)
 

At least 3 or 4 others fell for this instead of running away like they  should've, but it's THE DISTANT FUTURE OF 2017 and there's smartphones  and holograms or whatever so most people were willing to believe it was  just a Halloween costume. And it was, because they were eventually  wearing it :v