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Late on a Friday between ~3PM through close a number of employees were called up to the boss' office, one after the other—usually new hires who wouldn't know they should just go home and not come back. They each were buzzed in and stepped into his office, hearing the door click behind them as it shut. The boss' chair was turned away, so they approached it through the hallway, only to be surprised that Mr Smith (hiding in one of the nooks) had snuck up from behind to welcome them and formally thank them for their service as he carried them to his desk. After taking a seat, he informed them that their services were no longer required… aside for their new job, being eatenbywolves. 

You could probably imagine that the whole exchange is A LOT more horrifying for the 2nd employee onward, with his increasingly unenthusiastic layoff speech being interrupted by burps, hiccups, and attempts to stifle the muffled cries for help from his swollen belly.  

Oh well! They'll get replacements next week.

Idea Pile submission from Rejax Aethelwulf