UPDATE & MAY/JUNE GIVEAWAYS (Patreon)

Sweetest Janklords, 

We wanted to give you an idea of what we're up to in these dark times. 

1. NEXT WEEK we'll be slamming down a sick new interlude video. Start readying your bodies now. 

2. IN THE MONTH OF JULY (barring technical malfeasance) we're putting out a remote gameplay video. We haven't been able to get the whole gang together in person for some time...but the Demon has its ways. 

3. ARENA VIDEOS. Due to your extremely generous support, we are in the process of upgrading the dungeon's editing device. Seriously, THANK YOU. The dungeon's laptop just isn't cutting it. Our new infernal machine will help us reach our goal of putting out an Arena video once a week. Aside from Limited, it seems Historic and Brawl need to be jankified ASAP. 

4. THE PODCAST. After a few iterations of the podcast, we have decided to take a slightly different approach with it. We'll be back with that soon!

5. BRAWL FESTS. We've had great times playing with some of you on MTG Arena recently! Let's keep doing that. We'll put out a survey in the Discord next week to see what day our next one will be. 

Those are some general updates. What's on your mind? Are there any devious schemes or obscene tortures you'd like the Demon to inflict upon the guys? How have you been coping with no paper Magic these few months? Let us know in the comments!

On to the giveaways...

THE MAY/JUNE STANDARD BOOSTERS GO TO...

- Conner Pendergast

-Jordan Meyers

We <3 you.

THE  MAY/JUNE FALLEN EMPIRES BOOSTERS ARE BEQUEATHED TO...

-Daniel Binkoski

-misterdang

This is good news...right?

THE GREAT UNBANNING DECK GOES TO...

- Patrick Fry

Congrats, Patrick! We'll be in touch regarding deck choice for this one!

THE GREAT UNBANNING SHOUT-OUT WAS...

-Dawson DeMars...because, you know...he was in it. 

Getting some physical items out of the dungeon has been complicated by COVID-19, but rest assured...all will receive their spoils in due time. 

Until next time, Janklords. Wear a mask, wash your claws, and be kind to your neighbor!