New Episode Update and More (Patreon)

Greetings, Patrons. Happy May 1st. Let’s get down to business: 

THE SWORD IN THE FACE

The new episode is being toiled on as we speak. The gremlins are working hard to get this Pauper EDH monstrosity out the door and onto your screens. The goal is this Saturday, but they might need a few extra days to polish things up. Look forward to it!

PLAYMAT III

We have a new playmat, with art by patron and fantasy-art-extraordinaire Christopher Kimball, waiting in the wings. It will be unleashed this month.

BOXING LEAGUE CONTINUES

The second week of boxing league has commenced. Contenders have added 6 packs to their pools, which should spice things up a bit. Here are the standings from Week 1: 

Note: these are quick score tallies, and do not consider some elements that may come into play in the final scores for the league (i.e. commander casts, KO’s, etc.)

1. Shadowhawk (4 VP’s + 4 Achievements)

2. Tjohnstonpnw (4 VP’s + 4 Achievements)

3. HydraQueen (4 VP’s + 3 Achievements)

4. Janklord John (4 VP’s + 2 Achievements)

5. Wes (3 VP’s + 3 Achievements) 

6. BadSpaceKing (3 VP’s + 3 Achievements) 

7. GameTheFox (4 VP’s + 1 Achievement)

8. Thomas G. (3 VP’s + 2 Achievements) 

9. Jaccuzi (4 VP’s)

10. a_tom (4 VP’s)

11. NecroBaker (4 VP’s)

12. Rein-Kun (4 VP’s)

13. Pajamicusfleck (3 VP’s + 1 Achievement) 

14. CMDRCrossing (3 VP’s + 1 Achievement)

15. Daniel “Jank Lord” McGoo (2 VP’s + 1 Achievement) 

16. Janklord Joe (2 VP’s)

17. Darian (1 VP + 1 Achievement)

18. Cartoondragon (1 VP)

Notable flavor fail of the week: 

A Shire Shiriff arrested the Slivdrazi Monstrosity. An eldrazi is apparently no match for a hobbit!

That’s all for now. Stay tuned and jank on!