A Laughably Small Cock (Patreon)

Laughter has often accompanied the reveal of your cock. It happened the first time your wife saw it, too. You were dating back then, of course. You were fooling around. There was kissing and fondling and all sorts of fun stuff.

Then your dick came out. She laughed. She couldn’t help it. “You better be good with your tongue,” she said.

Moments later she mounted your face. That was your first experience with your wife’s determination to make a relationship with you work. She knew your dick was small. She knew it wouldn’t satisfy her. She knew she’d require other means for pleasure.

She didn’t know you craved small penis humiliation, but she guessed. “You know that little thing isn’t going to be inside me all that often, right?” she asked while riding your face that first night.

You looked up at her. You tried to say yes with your eyes. You knew from experience that women weren’t interested in fucking your tiny dick.

She was true to her word. It was months before she let you fuck her. “I can’t believe they make a condom small enough to fit your cock,” she said as you rolled the rubber down your tiny erection.

“I can’t even feel it,” she said when you slid inside her. “Are you still in me?” she asked a few thrusts later.

It took you less than a minute to cum. “Maybe it’s better that you have a tiny dick,” she said. “I’d be a lot more disappointed that you’re a minute man if you had a dick that was actually worth fucking.”

Once, she let you try and fuck her from behind. She knew you wouldn’t be able to resist.

“You can’t even get it inside me, can you?” she asked before laughing at you.

She was right. You couldn’t. You couldn’t get it inside her. The tip of your dick got a little bit in her pussy, but you weren’t long enough to fuck her from behind.

“If we get married, I’m going to have to find someone else,” she said one night. It was roughly six months into your relationship.

She saw the surprise on your face. “I know it sounds a little scary, but it’s the only way this is going to work. I can’t go the rest of my life without having satisfying sex. That just doesn’t work for me. I need a big cock every once in a while. I’m not going to leave you for someone else, though. I’m just going to use a nice big cock and then come home to my cuckold husband.”

“Okay,” you said.

You knew there was no other option. Your tiny dick meant you had to be a cuckold.