April SERIOUS Day >:( (Patreon)

Today, I am not naughtyjester. 

I am SERIOUSJESTER.  

This is a SERIOUS day for us clowns. A day of solemn, joyless reality, not humor. And I will start with this: 

YOUR PARENTS WOULD BE MUCH PROUDER OF YOU HAD YOU NOT SQUANDERED YOUR YOUTH AND POTENTIAL.

Another harsh reality check:

I AM NOT A CUTE FEMBOY CLOWN IN REAL LIFE. I am actually an overweight 38 year old man.

I do not even have the smooth, boyish voice you are hearing this text in.