Theodore (Patreon)

This is Theodore.

He’s a cleric! And he’s taken it upon himself to rid the land of evil!

But he’s not a very good Cleric. Because he doesn’t know what he’s doing at all.

His tools aren’t consecrated. His cross is gold-plated instead of pure silver. He doesn’t understand what any of those Latin words mean, so his words have no power. He doesn’t even know the level 1 “Bless” spell. But he still seems to think that he is more than capable of fighting on equal terms with the demons that plague the land!

Every time he tries to banish a demon, they just slap him around a bit, then fuck him until they’re satisfied, and come back again later.

He is a compete failure as a cleric. But his faith is strong, he won’t give up!

(Doppel helped me design this character. Specifically the colors)