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Lauré’s crush on Alex was bigger than any crush she had ever had before; bigger than the crush that she had on Laura Prepon from That 70’s Show, even. From the moment she saw her hitting the absolute living crap out of the tennis balls, she wanted to get to know her. And it wasn’t because of that super short tennis skirt she had on, either. Although, that was a nice sight to see whenever she watched the tigress practice. When she got to know the tiger, her crush only intensified. Not only was she cute to look at, but she was sweet, caring, kind, and had that smart sense of humor that had the red panda’s heart throbbing. Even if the French native didn’t get the puns the tigress spewed out most of the time, whenever she did, she laughed and laughed as hearts formed in her eyes. She was as smitten with the striped feline as one could be and she really wanted to tell her how she felt, but seeing how the tigress often dated guys and that their romance was probably something unattainable, she didn’t want to risk the friendship that they already had.

But there was a chance, right? Lauré had seen Alex get flirty with women before, so maybe she was bisexual? She had to tell her, if she didn’t, then she would never know. Michael Scott once said, “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky.” It was about time she took that quote to heart.

“Alex, I have to tell you something.” It took a lot of courage for the red panda to say those words. She spent hours tapping her foot against the floor as she tried to figure out the best way to move their conversation from their favorite coffee spots in the city to something slightly more serious. Normally, the red panda was confident and suave, but there seemed to be none of that in her as she twiddled her thumbs around her coffee mug. She couldn’t stop tapping her foot against the floor as she sat on the stool at Alex’s kitchen island and stared at her waiting for a response.

It wasn’t difficult for Alex to tell that her friend was nervous, she knew her gay red panda friend a little too well to let the signs of nervousness and anxiousness slide. The tigress took a sip of her coffee and nodded. “Yeah? What is it?” She wasn’t going to pry though; she was going to let the red panda work to the topic at her own pace. She adjusted the sleeves of her red sweater, locked her eyes on her friend, and gave her a warm smile. When she noticed that the red panda had gone silent, she gave her a little extra reassurance. “You can tell me anything! We’re like, super best friends. Nothing you say is going to make me judge you.” The tigress smiled warmly at her friend and reached a hand out to grab one of the red panda’s to give her a firm squeeze.

The more Lauré looked at Alex, the harder it was for her to say anything to her. When the tigress said she wouldn’t judge her, she averted her eyes to avoid looking at her but ultimately brought her gaze back when she felt the tigress’s soft digits curl around her own. Alex had pretty eyes, but to the red panda, it was her smile that really had her in love. She didn’t know if it was her teeth or if it was just how sincere every smile was, all she knew was that she wanted to see that smile a lot more often. She took in a deep breath and squeezed her tiger friend’s hand back as she mustered up the last bit of courage to say what she wanted to.

“Hooooh.” The red panda’s eyes started watering before she even said anything, and after wiping the pools of water that were just about to run down her cheek with her thumb, she let out a long sigh. “I have a really big crush on you, Alex. And I know you like guys, and that’s fine, but I just thought I would get it off my chest, I’ve been keeping it a secret for a really long time and it’s been gnawing at me.” The red panda let the words pour out of her like a shaken bottle of champagne and she was talking a lot faster than she normally did, with a fluency close to that of a native English speaker, too. “And I know, I know you might not feel the same way and that it’s a little unfair of me to dump this on you…” Lauré paused to give the tigress’s hand another firm squeeze and she looked at her for her reaction. So far, Alex’s face didn’t have any reaction that she could read, which made her a tad worried. “And I think I-…” the red panda stopped herself from using the four-letter word that carried a lot of weight in part to save herself from the extra heartbreak come the time when Alex told her she didn’t feel the same way but mostly because she couldn’t bring herself to say it.

“I really like you.”

Lauré could barely look at the tigress by the time she was done letting her feelings spill out as if she were the Deepwater Horizon of lovey-dovey feelings. She continued to tap her feet nervously as she tried to look away from the tigress while also fighting the urge to look at her to see what expression she made in response. While she was looking at her hand, she heard the tigress’ lips purse into a smile; a sound that she had come to recognize since she liked seeing her do it oh so very much. She looked up at Alex just in time to see that smile spread across her face.

“I know, Rey. I’m not completely oblivious to people having crushes on me, y’know.” The tigress gave her friend a firm squeeze again and kept her smile plastered on her face to reassure her. Alex started to tear up a little, too. She let out a soft chuckle and wiped the water from the corner of her eyes. The chuckling from the tigress was contagious and the red panda let out a similar one in between her teary-eyed sniffles. The red panda’s lips wobbled in a way that hinted at an incoming ugly cry.

“A-Are we still friends?” Lauré asked as she tried her best to keep herself from ugly crying. She knew she didn’t look good crying and she didn’t want Alex to have to see her like that. Plus, she knew that Alex would probably start laughing like Kourtney Kardashian did at her sister Kim when she ugly cried.

“Are you kidding? Of course we are. I like you a lot, too, way too much to stop being your friend. And who knows? I’m still figuring out my stuff, maybe I do like both men and women.” The tigress let out a chuckle and shook her head. “Look, I don’t have that kind of feelings toward you right now, you are my best friend and I love you, so I don’t want to get your hopes up or lead you on. But thank you for telling me.” Alex squeezed her friend’s hand in rapid succession a few more times before she let go.

The red panda smiled and wiped her teary eyes dry with her forearm after Alex let go of her hand. She continued to sniffle through her stuffy post-crying nose and tap her feet against the floor. She was still unsure and afraid that there was a possibility that she had tainted their perfect gal-pal relationship. In her experience, confessions like this always ended with a friendship being changed forever and she would be devastated to lose a friend like Alex. She was one of the rare girl friends she had that was genuinely nice to her and never accused her of being her friend just so she could get into her pants. Being gay didn’t mean that she wanted to fuck every girl that she met. She would be lying if she said she didn’t want to get into Alex’s pants, though. However, she wasn’t actively pursuing it as something to gain from their friendship. “Sorry if I made things weird.” She buried her face in her hands as her face turned a Lunar New Year-type shade of red.

Seeing her friend in distress and full of embarrassment, the tigress reached her hand out to touch her arm and gave her a gentle squeeze. She felt a little bit bad for not reciprocating her friend’s romantic feelings, but it was true; she wasn’t sure about her sexuality and what kind of a best friend would she be if she lied? As she watched her red panda friend hide behind her palms, an idea popped into her head and her eyes widened as if a light had just turned on inside her head. A smirk grew on the tigress’s lips and she used the hand that she had on her friend’s arm to give her a little shake to get her attention.

“Hey, I have an idea.”

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Lauré was nervous; she sat naked on the bed with her legs crossed. She very rarely felt shy when it was time to get down to business. But since it was Alex, someone who she had the biggest crush on and never thought she would ever have the chance to do anything sexual with, her heart was racing faster than a Formula One car going across the circuit. She really had no idea why she was so nervous; she had seen Alex nude many times; when they go swimming together, or when Alex asks her for advice on an outfit, that tiger pussy and tits were nothing new to her. Maybe it was because she was going to get to touch them for the first time and look at the disrespectfully without feeling guilty about it.

When Alex came out of the bathroom without any clothing on at all, Lauré stared at her for a good minute before she was able to perform any sort of function with her mind or body. Alex climbed onto the bed and crawled over to the red panda like a hungry tiger on the prowl. The fur on her shoulders stood up and a shiver traveled through her spine as she looked into the tigress’s eyes right as she licked her lips. Her closed legs wobbled like jelly as the tiger placed a hand on one, then the other, and forced those brownish-red thighs apart.

“You know, I’ve always been curious about eating pussy…” the tigress looked at her red panda friend and smiled. With the ringtail’s legs now spread, her pussy was out on display. Her labia glistened in the soft light of Alex’s bedroom and her little pleasure nub stood out like a sore thumb since it was a slightly lighter shade of red panda color than the rest of her squishy bits. Alex crawled in between the red panda’s legs, only for her to roll away out of nervousness and hide behind her hands again. Her legs closed together, which made the tigress let out a chuckle. She grabbed the red panda’s thick thighs and spread them apart once more, this time, she wedged herself in between them, so even if they closed, she would be right where she wanted to be; in between that fiery redhead’s legs, with her face right against her pussy.

With Alex’s face just inches away from Lauré’s snatch, she could smell her, and even taste her from the surrounding air once she breathed in through her mouth. She sniffed, huffed, and leaned in closer and closer to the panda’s plump pussy lips until her whiskers were just barely grazing over them. She could smell her sweat and pussy juice and it made her instinctively stick her tongue out from her mouth. The warmth that radiated from between the red panda’s legs was cozy and inviting and she immediately found herself attracted to it.

Lauré let out a soft moan when she felt the tigress’s breath blow over her pussy. Not only was the air coming out from Alex warm, but it made her realize how close the tigress’s mouth was to her. She pulled her face from her hands to peek at what the tigress was doing and she caught the tigress just as she popped her head up from between her legs and looked at her.

“May I?” Alex asked her friend for consent and nudged her head in the direction of that pussy she was intent on eating.

The red panda nodded her head quickly. She stared at her tiger gal pal afterward and watched as she slowly lowered her head back down between her legs. The tigress sniffed harder and harder as she got closer to the pussy, and once she was in range, she gently let her rough feline tongue slide out from her lips and lap over her mound. The way she was knelt and nestled in between her legs, meant that she started at the ailurid’s clit and moved down her labia before ending with a flick toward her taint. The single lick and tongue flick quickly turned into repeated lapping and the tigress lathered her best friend’s pussy with her cat slobber. The red panda pussy tasted good and had a nice musky scent that had her licking over and over again. She started to purr, which sent soft vibrations through her entire body, including her tongue as it swirled over that juicy little pleasure nub. It wasn’t long until the red panda’s pussy started to leak its juices and flavor out like oil from a nice slice of bacon being fried for breakfast. That pussy be sizzling.

What started as relatively quiet licking very quickly shifted into loud slurping and suckling on the red panda’s entire platter of pussy.

‘Shhhhhlllurrrrrrp.’

“Hhhhhhaaaaah, fuck… Alex, are you sure you’ve never eaten pussy before?” The red panda asked through her moans. She found it increasingly hard to keep her eyes on the tigress enjoying the buffet in between her legs the harder the striped feline sucked on her clit. Eventually, her eyes were forced shut once the tigress pressed her entire muzzle against her pussy, shoving her nose slightly inside her cunt and letting her chin rub and bump against her clitoris as she moved her jaw. Alex shoved her tongue as deep into the red panda’s love canal as she could; she wanted that red panda honey, and she wanted it now.

Merely seconds later, the tigress got exactly what she wished for. She felt the red panda’s legs squeeze her head as she pushed her tongue into the pussy in front of her. Her eyes widened and her eyebrows raised as she felt her friend’s inner walls tighten its grip around her nose and tongue.

Lauré howled out a moan as she reached her climax. Her pussy squeezed and clenched around the tiger's nose and tongue inside of her in a rhythm in sync with her hips thrusting forward into Alex’s face. She felt her orgasm coming and she couldn’t hold back. “Hhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhh!” She screamed and creamed.

Said cream shot right into Alex’s mouth before it spilled out and shot out onto her chest and the bed. She swallowed it and sucked on the red panda’s pussy even more; she needed to get the very last bit. It was like she was sucking on a Capri Sun, getting every last drop. Her pussy juice slurping even sounded like when you had just a tiny bit left in your drink container.

‘Scchhhhllllllppppppp!’

The tigress’s face was soaked, the fur on her face matted down and spikey, and when she pulled her face out from between Lauré’s legs, multiple thick strings of the saliva and pussy juice mix connected her to the red panda’s pretty pretty thighs. She licked her lips and chin to cut the ropes of juice free  and turned to look at her friend with a big, proud, and toothy smile.

“Still think I’m going to stop being your friend just because you have a crush on me?” Alex smacked her lips and let out a long purr as she continued to lick the remaining panda product from her face.

Lauré could barely look up at her or move at all. Her entire body had tensed up as she orgasmed, and since her orgasm lasted a good bit, it put plenty of strain on her muscles. She felt sore, but in a good way, a very good way. She let out a huff, put her hand up in the air, and gave her a thumbs up.

Alex snickered and made her way closer to the red panda. When she was close enough, she grabbed her hand and brought it to her chest to let her grab one of her boobs. Lauré opened her eyes and looked up at the tigress when she felt the boob in her hand. Her eyebrows raised up and her expression was that of confusion at first.

“Go ahead, I saw you looking at them earlier.”

The red panda gave her friend’s tit a firm squeeze and she swore she heard the PlayStation trophy unlock sound.

Trophy unlocked; Best Friend’s Boobie.

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