It’ll Be Fun, She Said (Patreon)

“A few more days like this one and I’ll definitely have to start wearing glasses for good.” Alex said as she was holding a stack of papers as thick as a high-gloss fashion magazine in her hands. “Don’t worry. First of all, you do look cute with glasses on, and second, this will all be done soon.” Her stallion boyfriend sitting across the table from her replied.  He was holding another stack of similar size and skimming over the lines written on those seemingly endless pages.

His mane looked all frazzled. It was obvious they had been sitting at that table for quite some time already. A few pens with chewing marks on them were spread out over the table. “Taking over a business always comes with a lot of paperwork. But it’ll all be worth it. Can’t wait to buy the first slice of cake from you!” Tashi tried to lighten the mood.

“Are you sure this is the last batch of forms we have to fill out?” Alex asked him after her boyfriend put his stack of papers down on the table. “Yes, I’m pretty sure.” The stallion replied and rubbed his temples. “Let’s go through this one together, then!” The tired feline suggested and got up only to prance around the table and sit down on her man’s lap. Tashi groaned softly as he looked over her shoulder at the lines of letters, numbers and Legalese gibberish. Alex chuckled and rubbed her cheek against him. “I’m starting to think your stepfather just got tired of dealing with all the paperwork and that’s why he wants to transfer the bakery to us.” She said and winked at him.

“Nah… you read the reviews. People really love that place. I think he just wanted to find someone who would really care.” The stallion countered and then pointed at the paper. “I think you checked the wrong tax bracket here. Needs to be one lower.” Alex looked at it and quickly grabbed the bottle of Tipp-Ex on the table to correct the mistake. “Ugh… you’re right. It’s so hot in here, my brain is melting. I just wish they had some air conditioning in here.” The tigress complained and wiped some sweat off her forehead. “We can’t have that!” The stallion laughed. “A government building that you’d enjoy being inside of? Are you crazy?” He posed that so very rhetorical question and rubbed his girlfriend’s shoulders. “I guess not! Can’t wait to leave it behind for a loooong time.” She replied.

“By the way…” Tashi continued. “Your hot ass on my crotch isn’t helping much with feeling warm in here.” He mumbled. “You sure are talking about my ass a lot lately, horsey. Want me to go back to my own chair?” Alex asked in turn and looked at him over her shoulder. “Never! I did not say that!” Was the answer that came quickly from her boyfriend who then hugged her and held her down. “Just know that I can’t wait to get home, either.” He said and began rubbing her belly gently. Besides his hands on her belly, Alex could also feel a certain bulge in her boyfriend’s crotch pressing against her. She smirked. Even the turn-off power of tax forms wasn’t strong enough to win over her man’s attraction to her.

“I see…” Alex replied. “But for now…” She kept going, slowly grinding against her stallion’s crotch. “Let’s get this form done.” She finished and stopped her teasing. Instead, she grabbed his chin, smooched his cheek, and then made him look down at the papers. Tashi snorted softly and chuckled. “If we do this more often, I might develop a fetish for complicated tax forms.” He squeezed his girlfriend gently. “You freak!” Alex responded and laughed with him.

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After filling out forms all morning, the final stretch of crossing the t’s and dotting the i’s only took half an hour. Having seen enough blank lines and multiple-choice options for a lifetime, they didn’t want to spend a single thought on cooking lunch anymore. A quick takeout meal was all they picked up on their way home. They were so starved for something to replenish the energy government bureaucracy had taken from them, that the fries didn’t even make it to the end of that trip.

“Can I have another one?” The stallion asked the tigress who was feeding him so he could keep his eyes on the road. “All gone!” She replied and shrugged. “Hah, we should have treated us and bought the bigger portion.” Tashi said and playfully shook his head. Alex purred, tapped him on the shoulder, and pointed at her lips. She was holding the last fry in her mouth. Quickly, to avoid being distracted from traffic for too long, her boyfriend turned his head over to kiss her and nibble off his half of that precious last salty bit of fried potato goodness.

“There… and we can always reward us with something else, can’t we?” The feisty feline asked and reached over towards her boyfriend. An excited snort came from him. The thick round cloth-covered stick between the tigress’ fingers wasn’t the gear shift. “Yes… Yes, we can” Tashi said and turned his head to look at her. Alex grinned and took her hand back to take a deep sniff. The warm weather had certainly done a number on her boyfriend’s crotch, letting her get a good hit of musk even through his pants. “I like the way you’re thinking, Alex.” The stallion said, his ears flattened from feeling so aroused and slightly ashamed, both the same time.

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“Food… or fun first?” Alex asked after spinning around and looking the stallion in the eyes. They barely had time to clean their hooves and paws. The apartment door was still falling shut. The tigress waggled her eyebrows at her much taller boyfriend, her eyes darting back and forth between the bag of burgers, the stallion’s eyes, and his crotch. “Let’s munch down those burgers before I munch down on you… Otherwise they’ll be all soggy and horrible. We’ll still be as tasty as ever afterwards, and I’ll need more than a few fries as fuel to properly satisfy my good girl.” 

Tashi bit his lower lip after he finished speaking. It was easy to read from his face that he would have been all too happy to skip food, too. “Fine!” The tigress chirped. “But you know the rules, no pants at home!” She grinned at her boyfriend and pulled down her pants and panties and carried them in one hand while snatching the bag of burgers away from her boyfriend with the other. Quickly, she ran off towards the kitchen, showing off her perfect naked bubble butt. The stallion followed suit, taking his pants that were only keeping him too warm off himself, swiftly throwing them into the bedroom and following her into the kitchen.

His girlfriend was already sitting at the table when he joined her. She had put his veggie burger on his place and was eating her fishy one. “You could have waited!” Tashi protested as he walked towards the table. Alex swallowed and pointed at him. “Aww… don’t be mad, Tashi.” She said and pointed at his crotch. “You know you’re my main course anyways.” The stallion came to a halt and looked down. Now that there were no more pants there to restrict it, his cock had slipped out of his sheath and was dangling from side to side, bouncing a little while he was standing still. “Grr… alright let’s get this burger over with. Can never hide my horny around you.” The stallion replied and pulled his chair out from under the table.

Just when he sat down and was ready to take a bite out of his burger, instead of biting down, he opened his muzzle wider and moaned softly. “Nope, not even under the table, you can’t hide it.” Alex whispered and gave him an innocent grin before she ate another chunk of her own lunch. Nobody above the table could have known what was going on, she wasn’t showing it one bit. But underneath that opaque cover, her paws had made their way to her boyfriend’s crotch. One was right on his balls, squeezing them down against the chair, the other had the much more arduous task of lifting his hefty meat up, keeping it safe between two toes. 

Tashi closed his eyes and finally managed to eat some of his burger. But his nostrils kept flaring. Not because his burger was smelling so good, it was about what he had come to expect from the place they usually got it at. What made it so hard for him to focus were those two paws playing with his meat. His sweaty balls were being fondled, sometimes squeezed, sometimes lifted from below. The other paw slowly stroking his cock had quite the effect on him. He didn’t manage to eat even half his burger before he got hard. All while Alex let him feel the soft fur on the back of her paw, then just a hint of her claws, and finally the soft paw pad as she made her way back down his length. 

The mixture of ketchup and mustard slowly running down to his chin wasn’t the only thing he was dripping with by the time he was almost done with his burger. Alex’s paw pad was glistening when she lifted her leg out from under the table. Nothing but an odd leaf of lettuce and a few crumbs of bread were left from her burger when she licked her boyfriend’s sticky precum off her paw. She did it slowly and seductively, making sure the stallion could see. Even though she had just finished eating, there was that dangerous scary look of hungry tigress still in her eyes.

Suddenly she vanished, slipped under the table. Tashi’s prey animal instincts told him to get up and run away, but his horny stallion drive told him to stay put and wait for something good. The latter served him right once more, it had proven reliable with his horny tigress girlfriend. The last bit of burger in his hand was all he had to muffle his moan with, his cheeks bulging out with fake beef goodness. Meanwhile he was feeling nothing but pleasure on the 100 % real meat between his legs. It seemed as if the whiff of his scent on her paws had been enough to satisfy his girlfriend’s musk addiction. His nuts were firmly in her hands and she squeezed and rubbed them like stress balls.

The stallion leaned back against the chair and spread his legs to give her more room. She was bopping her head back and forth, taking his length into her mouth until it hit the back of her throat every time. Her long fangs were scraping against his shaft, keeping it in place, one straight line as she sucked him while he finished his burger. As soon as Tashi looked down and made eye contact with her, she pulled off his length with a loud plop, her lips leaving only a few drops of moisture behind on his stallionhood. She looked back into his eyes and grinned. As if there was nothing special about it, she began stroking his cock and rubbing her cheek against it. “Yes, yes, I know…” She chirped. “Couldn’t even wait for you to start the second course, either.” 

“Such a naughty girl…” Tashi playfully scolded her. Instead of reacting to his words, the tigress just slipped back out from under the table. She emerged all naked, her top had gone missing, she must have taken it off as she slipped under the table. On her way up, she grabbed the hem of her boyfriend’s T-shirt and pulled it over his head, then simply discarded it onto the floor. She pushed his cock down and then straddled his lap, the throbbing hefty meat right up against her crotch, making her pussy lips part. The tip of his cock lifted her tail up and aside. 

While her boyfriend gently cupped and caressed her heavenly soft breasts, she leaned forward and rubbed her nose against the stallion’s chest. Her nostrils were flaring, too, as she took in her boyfriend’s natural musk. There was not a single doubt on the stallion’s mind as to how much she wanted him. He put his arms around her tightly, squeezed her, and let his fingers dig into the fur on her ass. All to let her know he felt the same.

She lifted her ass up. One hand reached down and grabbed the stallion’s shaft. It was one quick, well-practiced move, and the tip of his cock was up against her pussy. Another, and he was a few inches deep inside her, the tigress slowly bouncing on his length. The following seconds were intense. Primal lust, flesh grinding against flesh, two lovers enjoying and unloading the friction that had built up during the day.

“No… no wait…” Tashi said, holding her hips and stopping her from sinking down onto his shaft that was glistening with her nectar and his precum. “We… already learned that a horse and a tigress are too much for one chair, didn’t we?” He asked and Alex chimed in. “Yeah… we don’t need another sexcident, huh? Alright.” They both chuckled as the tigress lifted herself off his cock again. There was a wet squelching sound when his slightly flared tip slipped from the warm wet embrace her pussy had been giving. As they both looked down at their genitals dripping with each other’s fluids, they needed to take a deep breath to clear their mind, and not just go right back to fucking again. 

“Speaking of which…” Tashi’s hand dove down to her pussy. Immediately, his fingers were coated in their sticky natural lube, and he began rubbing her clit slowly, trying to make up for the stimulation his throbbing length had provided before. “Is it even a safe day? We’re getting lazy with checking…” He nodded his head towards his phone on the table. His own hands were too busy caressing her wonderful smooth belly and dipping into her sweet hot honey pot. Alex didn’t pick up his phone either, she just sighed. “Nope… it isn’t. Thanks for reminding me. Forgot to tell you.” Tashi glared at her and shook his head. “I would have told you to pull out!” She defended herself. “After getting me so worked up?” The stallion asked and grinned. The bit of white fur that almost reached the tigress’ cheeks couldn’t hide her blushing. Her boyfriend didn’t make her answer, he just kept talking. “Don’t worry, let’s go have our dessert together in the bedroom!” 

He immediately acted on his suggestion by just picking the tigress up and carrying her as he raised from his chair. Horny horsecock and moist meowhole kept touching, Alex slightly bouncing up and down even though her boyfriend was holding her so safe and tight. Their arousal kept growing, their hunger for each other mounting with every step. It was no surprise that Tashi didn’t waste any time setting her down on the bed. While he quickly moved on to open the drawers in the nightstand, Alex turned around and got on her knees. She raised her tail and playfully shook her butt at her man. “Do you want me to put it on for you again?” She asked him while she watched him search the drawers.

“Shit… we’re out!” Tashi replied, demonstrating it by shaking the empty box in front of her. “Did you check the other drawer for the full box?” She asked and her boyfriend scratched his neck. “I guess we’re already through that one… must have forgotten to order more with everything going on. It’s okay, I can pull out.” He said and climbed onto the bed, aligning himself behind his girlfriend slowly. Instead of pushing back against him like she usually did, happy to get back into the action quickly, she pulled away and grinned. “But I like it when you can cum inside.” She bit her lower lip. “I’ve seen you staring at my butt ever since I had that plug in it. Want to do it in my butt?”

Alex was used to her words having certain effects on her stallion, especially when she teased him. Still, she probably had never said another combination of words before that made him sweat and shiver so much. Before he even replied, he slowly grabbed her butt and spread her cheeks apart further. Her wet pussy was gaping more, and even her tailhole showed just the tiniest of a gape, a small opening, promising such extreme friction and pleasurable tightness. “You sure you would be fine with that? I don’t want to be the only one to enjoy…” He muttered, showing the usual levels of care for his girlfriend, while his cock was throbbing and just begging for him to go on and do it. “Anal is fine… you can always work your magic with your hands!” Alex encouraged him.

She looked over her shoulder and could still see her man hesitating. “Come on, it’ll be fun to try!” The tigress did not let him go, kept teasing him. She slowly wiggled her butt left and right, more nectar dripping from her pussy, her tighter hole glistening so enticingly. Still, Tashi just muttered something under his breath, he seemed paralyzed, his instincts conflicting with his worries. 

“Hey… Hey, Tashi…” Alex raised her voice to shake him out of his thoughts. She lifted her ass up into the air further until the stallion’s hands slipped off. Searching for something new to hold onto, he grabbed her ankles. Still, he remained silent, forcing his girlfriend to speak up again. “I practiced a bit with that plug, so don’t be a pussy, Tashi.” She wiggled around on the bed, scooting closer to the stallion whose abs were as chiseled as a statue, and who also was as stiff as one.

The tigress laughed. “You’re the first guy I heard of who doesn’t want anal!” She raised her ass until her puckered backdoor touched the broad tip of her boyfriend’s cock. Feeling just how big it was against her tight ring muscle put a few doubts in Alex’s head, but so far, they never did anything she couldn’t handle. She nodded to herself that all that foreplay was enough to get her stallion’s shaft wet, after all, he had been well lubricated inside her pussy. “Put it in already…” 

She was getting a little fed up, and it showed through in her voice. That was enough to tip the scales inside her boyfriend. The last thing he wanted was to disappoint her. “O-Okay!” He muttered and released her ankles. Instead, he grabbed his shaft, aligned the tip with his girlfriend’s asshole for the very first time, pushed forward, and inside. 

‘Ahnn… fu-fuck’

He moaned loudly. It felt so good, so tight, so forbidden and so lewd. He had thought there were few new things left for them to try, and this was one of them, and he wanted to make it count. Alex’s tight muscle and her inner walls gripped him like a vice, but he had fought through such resistance before. He held onto her ass and began humping, working himself deeper inside that forbidden tunnel with each thrust. Completely focused on his mission, he didn’t even notice the beads of sweat forming on the tigress’ forehead. After all her teasing, she had fallen noticeably quiet. “Ohhh!” She finally moaned when Tashi was already deep enough inside her to make her belly bulge out when he plunged his cock in. 

The stallion just smiled. Hearing her moan made him feel proud, he was doing things right after all. All his thoughts were aligned on pleasing his girlfriend, while trying to avoid cumming before she was fully satisfied. On each stroke back, Alex’s anus squeezed his shaft, pushing the blood up into his glans, making every touch feel twice as intense, and she was so tight no spot on his dick could avoid that pleasure. He hesitated, waited for a second, he didn’t want to push in if he could not make it back out again. The outside world faded for him while he enjoyed this incredibly special moment and tried to make the absolute best out of it.

“Wait… Tashi… Wait! It’s… a bit too… you’re too big… we… ugh!” Alex moaned. Other than the burger she ate a little while ago, which had only been a little snack to her, she had now bitten off more than she could chew. She began sweating profusely as the massive horse cock slipped deeper and deeper into her. Buttons of hers were being pushed that she didn’t even know existed, by the blunt-tipped heft of her boyfriend’s massive shlong. Her words didn’t fall on deaf ears, but they were being processed by lust-addled stallion brain.

“Th-Thank you, Alex… But I told you already… I’m only about average… for a stallion. See… for yourself…” He said, almost drooling more from his mouth than from his cock. Clearly, his earlier butt denial had turned into pure butt enthusiasm now. A tight tigress tushy could work magic like that. What it could barely do was take the stallion’s full length. Her ass and legs already felt a little numb, but she could still clearly sense her fur touching the mattress underneath her, her boyfriend’s cock making her belly bulge out enough for her to reach it.

‘Plap-plap-plap’

Before she could fully realize just how this was all possible, she was about ready to lose her mind. The hefty horse nuts began swinging and slapping against her pussy. There was no way for her to get away or to stay in control. This was just her body enduring the rough fucking of a lifetime. She clawed into the bed sheets and ripped into them, and just moaned. An orgasm came over her. This wasn’t like the reservoir behind a dam slowly spilling over and causing it to break. This was her dam being broken by tons of horsecock-shaped sticks of dynamite. There was no shaft there to stuff her pussy and to slow down her flow, she was just squirting onto the sheets. Her legs were shaking, sweet endorphins were flooding her body, almost making her forget that her guts were being rearranged by a footlong stallion lance.

‘Hurr… ahn… plap-plap-plap’

Tashi was drooling, he was caught in his own little world. He was a special agent, and his secret mission was to get his girlfriend off. When he finally felt the tell-tale signs that he had gotten there, he didn’t have to delay his own release any further. The tigress’ juices spraying against his balls was just the last signal he needed. His big hands holding onto her ass, his even bigger cock all the way inside of it, he felt it coming, and just let it happen. His balls were being pulled upwards, his cock was jerking and pumping inside the tigress. That hole he stuck his little stallion into this time was so tight, a traffic jam formed on semen highway. The first few seconds, he only shot blanks, but then all his backed-up cum erupted from his shaft at once, filling his girlfriend’s poor insides even more. 

“Hurr… oof… your butt… is absolutely amazing…”  He mumbled as he came down from his high. He was still so hard and began thrusting into her once more.  This newfound experience felt so good, he clearly wanted to go for a second round. “Tashi! Tashi!” Alex called out to him. This time he was aware enough to stop. “Wait! It hurts!! Something’s wrong! Please… pull out.”

‘Shlrp-plop!’

Before asking any questions, the stallion did what she asked of him, leaving her butt gaping and leaking his cum. He looked down at the wet spot on the bed underneath them. “What happened? I thought you were enjoying it, too?” He asked her and scratched his neck. Alex looked over her shoulder. “We… need to prepare… more next time.” She said and then reached behind her to rub her sore ass. “Ahh… I’m so sorry. I told you butt stuff is weird! Let me kiss it all better.” Tashi quickly exclaimed before he tried to hide his blushing face behind his girlfriend’s ass. 

“No… no…” Alex said and put a hand in front of her mistreated pucker. “That’s sweet of you… but let’s better not touch it for a few days now.” Having been denied one opportunity to show how sorry he was, the stallion hid his face behind his hands. “I thought you were enjoying it, too. You were moaning…” The tigress rolled onto her back and tugged on the long fur on her boyfriend’s arms, getting him to look into her eyes once more. “It’s okay, Tashi… I asked for it.” She tried to comfort him. “I’m still sorry! Let’s not try anal again.” He pouted and turned his head away from her.

“Horsey… it wasn’t all bad. I’ll get over it. Also, that would mean we’d never get to try doing ass to mouth…” She looked up at him, even though her body was so exhausted, she still managed to show her lusty grin off to him. Immediately, her boyfriend’s cock began twitching anew, and Alex could have sworn she saw his ears glowing from across the bed. “We could try doing that now?” He shyly asked.

Alex’s grin widened and she reached out to cup her stallion’s balls. “No… now you’ll carry me to the bathroom, and I’ll take a warm bath.” She smiled after she had made her demand. Tashi nodded and got out of bed and picked his girlfriend up carefully. The tigress clearly enjoyed how she could tantalize her horse just using her words, even while her body was completely exhausted. “Maybe we can ask Lauré to show you how it’s done right.” She suggested, doubling down on her teasing, and chuckled when she noticed how those words were nearly enough to make him drop her. 

He kept her safe until they arrived at the bathtub and he slowly lowered her into it. But she had knocked the wind out of him enough to keep him from saying another word until they arrived there. Clearly still flustered, Tashi turned on the warm water to let it fill the tub. “I’m still horny as hell now, Alex…” He confessed when he stood next to her, sporting an erection he couldn’t have denied had he tried. The tigress grinned and turned around to look at him. “You think you didn’t exhaust your poor girlfriend enough?” She bit her lower lip. “Go get the magic wand…” She said, pretending to be angry before dropping the act immediately. “And come join me… We can take care of it together.”

Tashi gulped and nodded at her. He didn’t need to hear that twice. Quickly, he galloped out of the bathroom, his hooves hitting the tiles hard.

Outside, in the hallway, he muttered. “It’ll be fun, she said.” He chuckled. “And she was right.”

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Art by twinkle-sez 

Tashi by TashiGibson