Hey, Got Any Grapes? (Patreon)

“Hurry up!” Alex hopped up and down excitedly at the door of their apartment as she called out to Tashi and rushed him. “We’re going to miss the BIG parade!” the tigress continued to whine and hop with her horsey nowhere in sight. Tashi was in the bathroom, turning off all the lights that the tigress had forgotten to turn off in her excitement to go to this carnival she had always talked about, a carnival that only happened once a year in the bottomless district that was “the best carnival you will ever see and go to ever in the history of anything” to quote Alex directly.

“I’m coming! I’m coming!” the horse snorted as he flicked the switches to the various lights from the bathroom all the way to the entrance hallway where his striped little tiger was waiting rather impatiently. When the horse clopped his way over in his green shirt and light brown pants, the tigress hopped one more time and planted a wet little smooch on his long snoot. “This is going to be the best carnival you’ve ever been to, and the PARADE is the best part!! Have you ever seen PRINCESS PEACH WITH NO PANTS ON???” The tigress vibrated with excitement and clung to the horse’s arm as he calmly grabbed his car keys from the key bowl and patted his pockets to make sure he had his wallet and his phone on him. Once he was sure he had those, he gestured toward the door, “Okay, I’m ready, let’s go.” He smiled at his little tiger and wrapped an arm around her as they walked out of the apartment. They rode the elevator down to the parking garage of their building and hopped into Tashi’s car. The horse in the driver’s seat, and the tiger in the passenger’s seat. The horse put the location of the carnival into his phone, set it on his holder on the dash, and then they were on their way!

They drove out from the garage and onto the road. The GPS on Tashi’s phone said it would take 26 minutes with only moderate traffic. Alex put her paws up on the dash and looked out the window as the high-rise skyscrapers of the district they now lived in flew by and slowly faded away as they got closer and closer to crossing the border into the bottomless district. When they arrived at the tollbooth, Tashi rolled down the window and handed over the toll before continuing their drive into the bottomless district and towards the carnival that the hot orange tiger had hyped up. He glanced over at the tigress from time to time when it was safe to do so. Seeing the tigress so giddy, happy, and smiling made the horse smile too. He wasn’t quite sure what to expect at this carnival, but he knew that just going there with Alex would be worth it, just to see her happy and having fun.

26 minutes later, they pulled up on the carnival, set up in a big lot of land that was situated just outside of the densely populated bottomless district center. When they pulled up, Alex pulled her paws down off the dash and pressed her hands and nose up against the window to gawk at the tall Ferris Wheel and the many colorful flags, signs, and lights that overstimulated the poor feline’s senses and got her even more overexcited than she was before! “Look! Look! Tashi! The FERRIS WHEEL…”

“I see it Alex, calm down…” he chuckled as he turned around in the large parking area to find the closest spot to the entrance of the carnival. When they pulled into the parking space and Tashi put the car in park, Alex unbuckled her seatbelt and fumbled around with her pants frantically. Tashi took his seatbelt off, too, but turned to look at the big fanged feline with a furrowed brow, confused at what she was doing. “What are you doing?” he asked, his eyes bounced up and down between Alex’s face and the pants she had her hands on.

“I’m taking off my pants! We’re in the bottomless district now.” She cooed. “Bottomless Princess Peach in the parade, remember?” she cooed happily and continued to pop the multiple buttons on her pants. “If that was in the upper district, she would get arrested! And Mario can’t save her from jail!” Once she popped the buttons on her pants, she pulled them down and kicked them off her legs, leaving them untidily piled on the floor. She then peeled her black pair of panties off and left them right on top of her discarded jeans.

Tashi watched his girlfriend strip her bottoms off and stared at her black panties and her pussy that was hiding behind it after she was fully bottomless and was in just her red turtleneck sweater. Once he realized he was staring, he shook himself out of it and got to undoing his pants and left them and his boxers piled on the floor the same way Alex did. His sheath sat nicely in between his legs as he kicked his bottoms off, and this time around Alex was the one doing the staring. She couldn’t help licking her lips, either, it seemed to be an involuntary thing when she saw a hefty pair of balls.

“Ready?” Tashi turned to Alex with a smile, his smile growing even wider when he saw her staring at his sack. “Ball gazer.” He teased.

Alex shook herself out of her staring and blinked rapidly before she looked up at the horse. “Yes! I’m ready!!! Are you ready for the best carnival experience ever????” she tapped her hands on her thighs imitating an exciting drumroll before she popped open the door and hopped outside and did a big ol’ cat stretch before she walked to the front of the car to wait for her horsey to come out so they could go in together.

Tashi let out a soft sigh before he got out of the car. He had lost count by now how many times he was in the bottomless district with Alex, but it was still somewhat weird for him to take off his pants and head out like there wasn’t anything wrong with it. It came more naturally to Alex since she grew up and spent the majority of her life there, but having moved away to the upper district when he was a small foal, he spent most of his time with pants on. He closed the door behind him, locked it, and walked to the hood of the car where Alex was waiting for him.

“Do you want to ride the Ferris Wheel with me?” Alex cooed and reached a hand out towards the equine as he approached her. The horse reached his hand out to grab the tiger’s and they walked forward towards the bustling carnival that was ahead of them.

“Of course, my little tiger,” Tashi smiled. “As long as you promise me it won’t get stuck.” He chuckled.

Alex went quiet for a bit before she began to laugh, “I can’t promise that! But if it does get stuck with us at the top, we can make out up there… How’s that sound?"

Tashi turned to Alex and smiled softly, a soft red blush on his cheeks. “That sounds nice, now I’m hoping it gets stuck! Alex!” he squeezed her small hand. They arrived at the entrance of the carnival, with ticket booths and turnstiles, and employees in uniforms collecting tickets and letting people pass through one at a time. Tashi almost led the way over to the ticketing booths but was stopped by Alex when she tugged on his arm and handed him his ticket that she already had prepared. “I came prepared!” Alex cooed. “Sometimes there are long, long lines just for tickets.!” she smiled and peeked over to look at the ticketing booth that had somewhat of a line. “At least it was super long last time,” she chuckled and rubbed her cheek against the horse’s arm that she clung to.

“And when was the last time you came here?” Tashi tilted his head slightly and raised his brow at his girlfriend.

“A looooooong time ago. But I am super happy it’s still a thing.” She cooed.

Alex and Tashi made their way to the gates where a nice employee took their tickets, gave them a colorful wristband to wear, and then let them through into the carnival. Tents with various fun activities, shows, rides, and food were all around. People were all over the place, too, running around, enjoying themselves, and having a good time. Tashi looked around for a moment but then he felt his arm being pulled forward. Alex led him through the crowds of people and away from the game and food tents that crowded the front of the carnival, the tigress had her sights set on that Ferris Wheel. Tashi smiled to himself and clopped along with her until they reached the foot of the large wheel. They stopped and both craned their necks back to look up at how massive the wheel was. It didn’t seem that large from afar, so they both stared at it for a few seconds in awe.

“Whoa…. I think this is a new one, the old one was much, much smaller…” Alex’s jaw dropped as she stared at the slow spinning wheel with all the baskets with people in them. Tashi squeezed Alex’s hand again and looked down at her. “Ready to go on it? The line isn’t that long,” he smiled at her. Alex turned her attention from the Ferris wheel to her horse boyfriend and nodded.

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How time flies when you’re having fun, Tashi and Alex rode the Ferris wheel over and over, excitedly pointing to things they recognized from the top point and giggling happily as they played “I Spy”. The wheel did not get stuck with them at the top, but it didn’t stop them from sneaking in a little make-out session here and there when I Spy got a bit boring. After that, they saw bottomless Princess Peach, and played some carnival games; darts, ring toss, and that mini basketball game. Tashi won a game of mini basketball and scored a nice prize that he gave to Alex, a small rockling monkey plushie that Alex was hugging against her chest as they walked through the carnival. The sun had long sunken below the horizon, and the decorative lights were finally on. The horse and the tigress were enjoying the lights and talking as they walked towards the front of the carnival again.

“Thank you for winning me this prize,” the tigress cooed as she pulled the little monkey plush tight against her and rubbed her cheek into the top of its little head, between its cute ears.

“You’re welcome, my little tiger. How could I not win something for you, plus I’m sure they don’t expect a tall horse to play that mini basketball game.” Tashi grinned and nodded proudly to himself.

Alex chuckled and gave the little monkey plush another tight squeeze before she curled her tail nicely around the horse’s swinging arm that was beside her. “Thank you, Tashi Gibson, professional NBA player,” she giggled.

Tashi looked at his arm as Alex’s tail curled around it and snorted happily as they continued to walk towards the front to get to the car and head home. As they walked through the carnival, they noticed that a lot of the tents for the less popular games and activities were already closed up, but the main attractions that were deeper in the carnival grounds were still open. They then walked by a beverage stand that wasn’t covered by any tarp, unlike the other ones. It caught Alex’s eye and she pulled her nose from the top of her new plush and stopped to look at it before she began to snort and giggle uncontrollably. Tashi continued walking for a few more steps before he heard Alex’s giggles and stopped to look at what she was having a laugh at.

“What are you laughing at?” he asked, looking at the empty drink stand with a confused look on his face.

“It’s a lemonade stand!” Alex giggled more and she started to hum a catchy tune.

“What about a lemonade stand?” Tashi was still confused and his expression intensified as he turned his gaze from the lemonade stand to his girlfriend who was now humming something.

“The duck walked up to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand… No? You haven’t heard of that? It was a very popular meme song on YouTube!” the tigress began to sing and wiggle about in a small dance. “Hey, bom bom bom, got any grapes?” She wiggled her hips left and right happily before she started to laugh almost uncontrollably again. “I have to show you it when we get home, it’s so great.” She cooed happily as she calmed down from her laugh.

The Clydesdale looked at the wooden lemonade stand as his girlfriend was laughing at the video in her head. He looked at the handwritten sign and walked up to the stand to put his hand on the brown unpainted wood. He then grinned a little bit and turned back to look at the tigress as she slowly stopped laughing.

“I thought you were thinking of something else…” the horse brought his green eyes to meet with Alex’s and looked at her coyly.

Alex let out a heavy sigh as she caught her breath, “Huh? What were you thinking of?” She walked up to the horse and gave the stand a closer look. She didn’t see anything particularly special about it, it was unpainted, unlike the other food and beverage stands around them. She put her hand on the wood and felt it up, too. She still didn’t quite get what came to the horse’s mind. It wasn’t until Tashi turned to look at her again and waggled his eyebrows did she understand what came to his mind. Her eyes widened and she almost bounced up in surprise. “Tashi!” She playfully bapped him on his elbow and turned to look around them to see if anyone was listening in on their conversation.

“It does say lemonade… Hehehe…” Tashi giggled.

“Too bad it’s closed; I could use something to drink…” Alex mumbled.

“Me too… I’m really thirsty…” Tashi giggled, moved his hands to Alex’s hips, and held her firmly. His eyes darted down to Alex’s bare pussy and he licked his lips.

Alex shuddered and shivered to Tashi’s touch and backed up against the lemonade stand. She watched Tashi’s face and when she saw him lick his lips, she knew that he wasn’t joking. “Tashi! The lemonade stand is closed! There’s nothing to drink!” She turned left and right; a little bit paranoid that someone would see them.

“I know, but Tiger Mart is still open… Can I get some juice from there?” The equine ran his hands up and down Alex’s sides, pushing and pulling her sweater with his big fingers. “T-Tashi, someone will see us…” Alex protested a little. “I don’t want to get banned from here, you know…”

“Hah, no one is going to see… All the popcorn we had made me thirsty, so can I have a little drink, please?” Tashi begged softly and brought his snoot over to hover over her little ears to give them gentle kissy kisses.

Alex’s cheeks flushed red and she couldn’t help but love the hands that her horse had on her, the kisses he was giving to her ears, and the rather out-of-character assertiveness he was showing her. Was popcorn a strong aphrodisiac for horses? She had to take note of that! She was loving this.

The horse’s fingers intertwined with the hem of Alex’s sweater and lifted it up and off her slowly. He set the red fabric off to the side and brought his hands to cup Alex’s breasts through her bra. He then moved his hands behind her, unhooked her bra, and set it right alongside the sweater he discarded. He cupped her bare breasts for a few seconds before he hugged her tight up against him and brought his hands to her ass and used them to lift her up and plop her right on the lemonade stand that was behind her.

The redness on Alex’s cheek darkened as her horsey stripped her down. With her sweater and bra out of the way, she stood there, nude and pressed up against the lemonade stand. She let out a soft cat squeak when he lifted her up and set her down on the wooden kiosk behind her. Sat on the stand, her paws dangled free and her whole tasty body was on display. Tashi’s sheath started to tingle and twitch as he laid his eyes on his gorgeous girlfriend. His nose wiggled and danced as he snorted excitedly. The tigress’s pussy right in front of him was so tempting. He could take her right there, but in fear of causing property damage to the carnival’s lemonade stand, he had to hold back. He lowered a hand to his crotch to toy around with his sheath and balls to give it the attention it was requesting, while his other hand went for Alex’s right thigh and held onto it, firmly pushing it to get the tigress’s Tiger Mart doors to open a little. He dropped to his knees quickly and stared at the tigress with what could only be described as extreme bedroom eyes. They say the eyes are the windows to the soul and that was probably true! Alex could see the horse’s thirst in his eyes. Thirst for something to drink among other things. His cock slithered out from its sheath as he admired his girlfriend, and in no time, he was already erect. He grabbed his cock with the hand that had been keeping his manhood company and slowly started jerking it up and down.

He was around eye-level with Alex’s pussy once he was on his knees. His nostrils flared as he took in her sweet and savory scent.

“Hhnnnhh…” Alex let out a soft moan as Tashi’s warm breath blew over her pussy lips and her clit. That was one of the quick and easy ways to get her wet and it worked every time. Her pink pussy lips glistened under the moonlight and were ready to provide the horse with the good and refreshing drink that he oh so wanted. Alex lifted her right leg up and placed her paw on the horse’s shoulder, spreading her legs even further apart.

With no further hesitation, the Clydesdale pushed his face right in between the tiger’s legs. His big snoot scooching right into and against the feline’s cooch. His lips parted to make way for his tongue that slipped out and dragged right against the tigress’s cunt. His upper lip pressed up against her clit and his nostrils blew hot breath onto her little button. He flicked his tongue up and down and played her pussy like a harp if a harp was played orally somehow. He wiggled and danced his tongue against the tigress’s pussy lips, clit, and her pubic area above it all before he pushed forward and stuck his mighty mouth muscle inside to do some deeper exploration of the Tiger Mart for his favorite drink.

Alex’s face went from regular to an ahegao straight out of hentai. Her pussy clenched around the horse’s tongue that found its way inside her. The poor thing tried its best to milk it as if it were a cock. Each time that Tashi pulled his tongue back, he could feel Alex’s pussy grip it and keep him from doing so.

‘Slck... Slck… Slrp… Slurp…’ Tashi ate the tigress out good, tasting her on his tongue. Her sweet and saltiness reminded him of salted caramel and as a bit of a sweet tooth, he couldn’t get enough.

“Haaahhhhhnngg Tashi…. Yeah… That’s the spot…” She purred. Tashi’s tongue wasn’t being allowed to leave because it had found just the right spot to keep wiggling and rubbing against to gain access to the horse’s favorite refreshment and he knew this. Alex’s pussy only pulled back on his tongue when it was getting exactly what it wanted. Alex stretched her leg out slightly and spread her toes as she felt that thick horse tongue twist, twirl, and curl inside of her just the way she liked it.

‘Fap, fap, fap, fap.’ Tashi fapped his dick up and down until some precum started to pool at the blunt end of his shaft.

“Hhnng… Fuck, I’m close…. It’s almost drinking time…” Alex bit her lip.

Hearing that his girlfriend was close to giving him the drink that he wanted, he increased the pace of his tonguing, rapid firing in and out of that wet pussy and splashing her juices everywhere. He felt his own climax building up too, but his main focus, for now, was the tigress on the lemonade stand. As his tongue continued going in, out, and around that pussy, Alex’s claws on her paws slowly started to come out and press into the horse’s shoulder. When he felt her prickly little claws gently poke through his shirt, he went in even more and got ready for the tiger femcum to shoot right into his mouth.

The tigress squinted her eyes shut and her stomach tensed up, she stopped breathing for a second, as she was tipped right over the edge of climax cliff.

“Hhaaaahhhhnnn! Aaahhhnhuhnng…. Hhhaaahhhnnn…” Her pussy clenched tightly around Tashi’s tongue as she came. Squirt, after squirt, after squirt of her juice shot into the horse’s mouth, onto his tongue, and down his throat with loud gulps. He closed his eyes and swallowed every last drop.

‘Gulp, gulp, gulp…’

Once he swallowed until there was no more to swallow, Tashi opened his eyes to see a near-hyperventilating Alex riding the highs of her orgasm and slowly coming back down to normal town where Tashi was waiting for her.

“H-How was that?” The tigress asked. “Did you like that drink?”

Tashi nodded and wiped his lips with the long fur on his arms. “Mhmm, I feel so refreshed…” he cooed.

Alex stretched her paws out and wiggled her toes as she came down from her high and smiled down at the horse in between her legs. She noticed his boner and the lack of his seed everywhere. “Do you think it’s my turn? I’m thirsty too.”

Tashi looked down at his cock and let out a soft laugh. He was just about to respond to Alex when the lights of the carnival suddenly shut off. The Ferris wheel went dark, and the speakers announced that the carnival was closing for the day. His dick twitched and jolted upward excitedly, but he had to shake his head. “Heh, I guess not…. Maybe when we get home?”

“That sounds good…” Alex nodded. She then grabbed her bra and sweater and put them on. Tashi got back onto his feet and helped his little tiger down from the stand and onto hers. Once she was on her feet, she noticed that Tashi was trying his darndest to hide that boner of his. With a mischievous grin, she hopped up and whispered in his ear, “I’ll suck you dry when we get home…”

Tashi had to walk back to the car with his boner. Luckily there wasn’t anyone around to see, not that it was something too out of the ordinary, it was the bottomless district after all.

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Art by Jailbird 

Tashi by TashiGibson

Song in the title and story: The Duck Song