AlextheCatte Store Now Open! (April Fool's) (Patreon)

Hey guys! Happy April! As many of you may know, I have been in the process of preparing merchandise of Alex to make available to those who are interested in buying them. Today, I have great news! The planning and preparation phase is over, and I’m finally ready to launch!

I’m opening my online store!

I’ll be selling cute Alex stickers, and some Alex dakimakuras, my used panties, and my bathwater! That’s right! A huge selection of products to fulfill the needs of a true AlextheCatte (or just a furry tiger waifu) fanatic!

Shop now!

Disclaimer: The product “Alex’s Bathwater” will be shipped in spill-proof packing and the product “Alex’s Used Panties” will be shipped in vacuum-sealed specialty packaging to preserve the scent in the fabric while it is in transit to the destination.

Alex’s Bathwater may contain chemical substances from bubbles, soap, shampoo, and/or pussy. It is not fit for oral consumption.

Repeated inhalation of Alex’s Used Panties may result in prolonged periods of arousal, wetness and/or erections. It is recommended to huff responsibly.

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